SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
Roxy: when catgirls combine their bargaining power its called a unyan
I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????
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HOWDY YA’LL
I really wanted to draw up some Pokemon Gijinkas, so I asked folks on twitter to tell me their fav pokes and I pulled from there~
Partially the more popular ones, partially ones I just thought were fun! Can you tell who is who?? (If you can’t, you can always just check the tags, lol))
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
some artists spawn onto this earth with the drive to make every not-human character out there into a human design. on the other end of the battlefield, some other artists spawn in with the drive to make every human character out there into an animal. these forces are at eternal war, but neither gains any ground, as they are constantly cancelling out each others progress
Wait actually. It sounds fun. We need to.
if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
this always gets me very warm in the face >/////<
Too good not to have here lol
After 8 foot tall lady dimitrescu went on a rampage through the internet getting everyone horny as fuck, I stopped being dysphoric about my height and instead use it to my advantage
i don’t think i should be okay with the way you treated me
only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life
Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)
Relatable
Consider the following
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
"ooo hoo hoo it has sooOoOo much suuugar" yeah, fuck anyone who says this. it's food. it contains nutrients. those nutrients aren't canceled out by the presence of sugar; that's not how food works. these people can literally go eat shit if they're so bent out of shape about sugar content in fucking plants.
someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there
2013 was a simpler time
happy ten year anniversary to a simpler time
it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom
it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror






