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PART TWO
Where do you like to be nutted on?
BOOBS
Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?
BOTTOMING
What do you consider “too small”?
TOO SMALL FOR ME IS A 5 INCH DICK, OR ANYTHING SMALLER THAN A C CUP
Is play fighting foreplay?
YES
How long should a quickie be?
10 MINS
How long is “too long” to have sex?
2 HOURS ONE ROUND
How long is “too long” to go without sex?
NO SUCH THING
Is “no” relevant in a relationship?
YES BUT NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY
Do you believe in no-strings-attached sex?
NOT WITH ME
Would you have sex in a public bathroom?
NO
Would you have sex in a changing room?
NOO
Who was the last person you had sex with?
MY AMAZING MAN
Describe your type.
FUNNY, CUTE, INTERESTING
Name 3 turn-ons.
SMART, ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY
Name 3 turn-offs.
KNOW IT ALL, PLAYER, SELFISH
Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex.
TOO MUCH PAIN
Would you answer a phone call during sex?
NOT ANYMORE
Would you ever pay for sex?
NO
Would you accept money for sex?
YES
How do you typically feel after sex?
EXHAUSTED AND WEAK AND TINGLY
Do you like your body?
NOT AT ALL
Ever sent nudes?
ALL THE TIME
Have you ever cheated on someone?
MULTIPLE PEOPLE
Have you ever been cheated on?
MULTIPLE TIMES
Would you have a threesome?
WOULD HAVE TO BE THE RIGHT PERSON
Would you have a foursome?
WOULD HAVE TO BE THE RIGHT PEOPLE
Would you take part in an orgy?
NO
Would you let’s train be ran on you?
NO
Do you have a cousin you’d fuck if you weren’t related?
NO
In your last relationships, rate the sex?
FIRST GUY WAS A 7, SECOND WAS A 4, THIRD WAS A 3, FOURTH IS A 9
Do you sleep naked?
SOMETIMES
How often do you go commando?
NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE
Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?
NO BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE FEELING THEM WHEN I’M COLD OR SEEING THEM THROUGH CLOTHES
Do you dive right into sex, or converse first?
CONVERSE
After taking your clothes off, what’s the first move?
TELL HIM TO GET IN ME ALREADY
Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
NEVER
Do you like dryhumping ?
NO
Can you twerk or do a split on a dick?
NO
Have you ever been recorded during sex?
YES
Do you watch porn during sex?
YES
After fucking, do you try becoming friends with a one night stand?
NEVER HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND
What’s your kink?
BASIC BITCH BITING
Would you hook up with the same hook-up again?
NO
Ever made a relationship from a one night stand?
NEVER
How romantic are you during sex?
MEH. NOT AT ALL
Describe your sex in 5 words or less.
SWEATY, AMAZING, WET, LOUD, DADDY
Let’s be inappropriate...
When was the last time you masterbated?
A FEW DAYS AGO
Do you enjoy being fingered/fingering?
YES
How do you feel about food during sex?
NOT A BIG FAN
What do you do directly after sex?
SHOWER OUT
Cuddle with the tip in?
NOT A HUGE CUDDLING FAN, SO ONLY SOMETIMES
What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve done?
KEPT SUCKING A GUY OFF WHEN THERE WAS BLOOD
Name a follower you would fuck.
COFFEEANDCOCKPLAY
Name a follower you have fucked.
NONE
Most random place you’ve had sex?
ON MY FRIENDS BED
What’s the sexiest part of your body?
EYES
FuckMarryKill: DJ Khalid, Rick Ross, Fat Joe
I ONLY KNOW DJ KHALID SO FUCK HIM
Would you ever be with a trans person?
YES
Riding dick or doggy style?
WOOF
Ever fucked in a school?
NOT YET
Would you ever be part of the mile high club?
PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD TIME BEING QUIET. BUT I’D TRY
Name three of your spots.
SPOTS... THINK THIS MEANS LIKE SPOTS THAT GETS ME OFF...? NECK, CLIT, EAR
Fuck on the first date?
NEVER DONE IT
Do you suck dick?
I’VE BEEN KNOWN TO.
Do you eat ass?
NEVER HAD THE CHANCE
Do you eat pussy?
NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
Do you like kissing?
NOT DURING SEX
Is farting during sex sexy?
NO, IT IS AWKWARDLY FUNNY
Ever fucked in the shower?
OH YES
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I WANTED TO BE MORE MATURE AND A GOOD GIRL
Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
NIGHT
Do you like drunk sex?
YESSS
Do you like high sex?
YES
FuckMarryKill: Nicki Minaj; Cardi B; Kash Doll
FUCK, MARRY, KILL
When was your first kiss?
14
How did you meet the person you lost your virginity to?
AT ROUNDTABLE PIZZA. HE HID MY BAG FROM ME IN HIGH SCHOOL AND “HELPED ME FIND IT”
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
YES, TO GET THE OTHER PERSON OFF QUICKER
Ever painted/been painted on?
NO BUT THAT SOUNDS FUN
You like sex toys?
YES I DO. ESPECIALLY MY RABBIT
What’s your favorite sex position?
DOGGY
Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?
BED
Do you like car sex?
NO IT’S NOT ROOMY ENOUGH
You get instantly horny; what happened?
I GOT DRUNK 😂
FuckMarryKill: Trey Songz, Chris Brown, August Alsina.
DON’T KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE EXCEPT FOR CHRIS BROWN, SO KILL.
Describe your crush.
FULL PACKAGE, FUNNY, SWEET, CUTE
Woukd you ever be with someone with an incurable STD?
PERHAPS
Rate your head game.
IT’S GOTTEN WORSE, SO MAYBE 4?
Rate your sex.
3
Would you fuck someone outside of your race?
MAYBE, I’M NOT ONE TO FUCK EASILY
Describe the type of freak you are.
MANIPULATION, ROUGH, TABOO
Ever tasted your own nut/cum?
YES
Into golden showers?
NOO
Body count: Under or Over 25?
24
How do you feel about nipple play?
INTO IT IF IT’S NOT TOO ROUGH BUT NOT TOO SOFT
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
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