Cloud 9

damn he right

Today’s Sunday.

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

theres something fun about wasting time reading about celebrities and zodiac signs like it wont really change our life but we still do it

i thought im the only one who felt this way

no I do too don’t worry I think we are normal

since yall love to waste time:

bonus: what type of cat should you get based on your zodiac sign

I got a little too excited about the cat one….. I’m not even a cat person

good, good internet

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

America’s first leaders.

The current faces on that mountain should be destroyed and replaced by these. I dream of that all the time.

All the time I dream of someone (maybe me) devising a way to DESTROY these faces on this mountain. All the time.

SOMEBODY PLEASE REPOST OR REBLOG THIS ON THE 4TH OF JULY 

Happy 4th!!

Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.

WHAT a goddamn mood

how hard is it to: not erase lil nas x's identity as a gay black man and also not sexualize him like its not our fault you view black and gay men as sexual creatures. old town road is not a "gay anthem" or "innuendo song about sex" its about horses. shut up and die freaks.

existing is exhausting 

this is cute as HELL

Same energy