Got me lifted, driftin' higher than the ceilin' Ooh, baby it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar, how you get...
i am a firm believer in the sicko4sicko relationship. characters who are obsessed with one another not in spite of, but because of, whatever bizzare or offputting or unusual things they've got going on. guys who look at each other and go "you're the only motherfucker in this city that can handle me" and they're probably right too. rivalries romances obsessions built on mutual hate undefined Close Companions. any sort of Thing. sicko4sicko.
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) “Haven” (1.11)
Caesar was a punk. If it had been me, I woulda seen those assassins coming a mile away. I woulda been like BAM! and knocked the knife outta Cassius's hand with karate. That's what I woulda done.
*extremely Tenacious D voice* 🎵With karate I'll kick your ass, from here to the Capitoline hill Oh yeah, motherfucker🎵
Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...
CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏
catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/
also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex
I had a dream that Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli were solving a murder mystery in a giant mansion. Legolas kept eating popcorn.
Part II
‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)
The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.
When I was a kid me and my friends liked to play this game we called “absurd cheatcodes” in which one of us would just start making up convoluted steps for a video game cheatcode on the spot. Like, one of us would say something like “how to unlock Luigi in Mario 64” and the other one would start going like “well first of all you have to beat the game exactly 1000 times in a row without killing a single goomba. Then you have to take your cartridge out, put on Mario Kart instead and beat it 1000 times without slipping on a single banana peel. And then you put in Mario 64 again and-“ Basically just improv when you think about it.
My favorite bit to do when we did this was always sneaking Professor Oak in. I’d be making something up about some completely unrelated game and then I’d randomly go “And then who’ll show up? That’s right. Professor Oak.” My friends thought it was the funniest thing ever.
So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man
I hope it’s cool that I drew your cat
David Lynch did not spend five years and live on the set of Eraserhead just for Taylor Swift to waltz in with a music video and be called a filmmaker.