since it's this time of the year again
my eurovision posts will be tagged with #eurovision and #esc 2023
but it might not be tagged immediately if i'm mass-reblogging or live-watching the streams
have realized that while i am not a fan necessarily of "people meet and immediately fall in love" i am a fan of "people meet and are immediately obsessed with each other." the love can come later but the absolute fixation should be immediate
Hate when people are like “assassins creed is for MEN. Real men who like WOMEN and have PENISES. Not little gay boys and women.” Like Jacob Frye was not a whole ass bisexual for you to still be a bigoted gatekeeper.
"Illumination Legend of Zelda isn't real, it can't hurt you!"
Illumination Link:
you’re not gonna believe the gas station i drove by today
@hamsahandprint hands ownership of this post to you
STOP BEING FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN POST
you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither
there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking
This guy fucked.
"sexually conflicted" he doesn't seem conflicted about it at all
being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing
if you don't know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like "the penis exploders got her... so sad 😔"
i was gonna make a post like "this pride month, pour one out for the polyam folks for having the worst flag"
(and like, i know theres been a bunch of flags, but this is the one i've seen the most)
however! when i went to google the polyam flag, i found this website, where they apparently held a vote for a new flag that accurately represented the community (and, presumably, didn't look like absolute dogshit), and they apparently settled on this one!
i hadn't seen it before, but I think it looks really nice and if you check their website, it seems like they have good reasoning/backing/community support, so I really hope I see it around more!!!
ftms passing tips in like 2015 used to be ‘make sure you choose a name that’s common! That way it wont seem like you chose it youself!!’ and nowadays an average ftm meetup will have dudes named like. forsythe quincy and circut breaker and its 10000% better this way
When you realize that you’ve been making fan art for so long, you already have the assets required for the meme.
can i get a pound of the virginia ham and can you whimper a little while youre slicing it. yeah daddy likes that. now let me taste the sample
i feel like ppl gave spiderman 3 too much hate
*covered in soot, hair standing on end, smoking slightly* my pet wire bit me
ok i will do that
thanks 👍 it did not help
