“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

fucking cringe

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

50 cent should change his name every year to adjust for inflation

based on his career starting in 1996 his name would be 97 cent today

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable

can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

i could really use a wish right now

man this made me think of that one silly song that goes. “Could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.”

thats crazy

Unmute !

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

It’s still stupid but it worksheet

This is so fun, because it’s a solidly learned superstition.

Adult website and period tracker

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

I’ve never clung to something so much in my life

they added a new feature to this website where you can press the post button to post your post

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

official boob post

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else’s story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.

Did you know that companies post “Ghost Jobs” for people to apply to?

They do this so they can look like they are growing and thriving to both investors, current employees, and the industry at large.

The “Ghost Job” postings aren’t real and a good chunk of most job postings these days are not actually real listings at all.

Fun right?

This shit literally makes me feral. On top of that there algorithms being introduced by some companies so there's a chance a human person won't ever see it, and some places practice to just straight up ditch applications if you call in and ask about it. And that doesn't include the fucking thirty minutes to sometimes an hour the god damn things take and their weird pseudoscience personality quizzes that you need to bullshit the answers to if it's just some vague shit. Like homie I would be perfectly happy being a fucking barista please I want to be able to fucking survive this capitalist hellscape at the least.

Literally my BIL almost didn't get a job because of an algorithm. He knew someone in another company and told him to apply because the company wanted to hire him. They were actively head hunting him. He put in his application and they never saw it because whatever keyword they had set for applications wasn't in his resume. It wasn't until someone asked him after he submitted his application multiple times did they let him know what that keyword was. Added it, immediately got a call back.

Fuck having algorithms for resumes.