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Abolish The ATF

@nathanthevibegod

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Not long ago I was messaged by a psych student, wondering if they could use me as the topic for their paper. They told me that I had an ‘interesting thought process’ and that he’d like to study it over the period of a month to recognize crucial patterns. I told him that I’d rather not, I didn’t want the mystery of my mind to be understood by the masses, it’s the only thing that makes me who I am also I made up this whole thing

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered 

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

My mom sent me a tiny man that I have to bury in the ground. Catholicism is wild

Wtf does this mean

I’m moving and selling my house and apparently there’s a patron saint of home selling and you literally bury this tiny man in front of your house to help sell it

How can Catholics act like this isn’t exactly what pagan witchcraft is?