but extraordinary attorney woo was like "the criminal wants to reform the school system and protect children's rights.....BY KIDNAPPING CHILDREN for a single afternoon, by commandeering the bus that was about to take them to a school where they were abused and overworked, and offered them all multiple chances to get off the bus and go home if they didn't want to go with him, and when they all elected to stay, took them to a mountain where they played outside and ate snacks together for a few hours before bringing them home without a single scratch, and it was the most fun any of these kids got to have, and he cares deeply for each and every child he meets and wants to disrupt and dismantle the system that abuses them and steals their childhoods, and his lawyer is like 'well i can't LEGALLY condone my client's methods of protest but the man makes some points!' and he's also completely willing to go to jail for his cause as long as he gets to keep speaking out about how children are mistreated in society. and his name is mr. fart."