bragging about how much better they are than twitter while making their website as close to twitter as possible by the day staff you are the dumbest mother fuckers alive who approved this
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
Anonymous asked:
Why are we still out here?
We’re Hating on Godot.
Hating on Godot?
Well of course.
Since when did we do that?
Since there was a call out post.
There was a call out post?
Of course.
I see.
…
I don’t think I want to hate on Godot anymore.
Well we can’t stop now, think of all the time we would have wasted.
I suppose that you’re right.
I am.
So what now?
We hate on Godot.
Still?
*Shoe*
This is so fucking good I want to pin this
Anonymous asked:
Who is Godot I first thought it was gal Gadot but then realized her name isn't Godot is there a call-out post or somethin
CALL OUT POST FOR GODOT:
1) Said he'd be there, wasn't there
2) Kept this up for innumerable days
im not crazy because I’m on my period. I’m on my period because I’m crazy
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
querched up white boy
when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee
*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:
i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'
can i be taken out back and shot like a dog at this point
Can't just leave that one in the tags. I'm sorry to anyone who understands.
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.
happy anniversary everyone
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
My stupid fucking prep baby born on November 2nd -_- doctor says I need to stop dying hee hair black and blue king her eyebrows
Dont even bother. Unbirth that little failure
swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact
Can you believe this shit
bullshit
come on man
we are fucked
9/11 for white women
A childhood journal
English added by me :)