Shopping…

Bruce: This is going to be expensive, isn’t it?

Selina: Maybe.

Bruce: Don’t you like anything cheap?

Selina: I like you.

Why did he name his son that

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew

Yogurt Matthew

Wow I need some ASSistance from this ASSassin.

FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES MINE IS LITERALLY

W A R    M A C H I N E

Well, if it pleases the universe, mine is genuinely:  Baby Groot

IM STARMAN!

I am the fearsome.

The mighty.

Baby Panther

Captain Spider

FUCKEN 

DOCTOR

AMERICA

Iron Soldier

I kinda like it….

winter raccoon

@ghosts-and-mythomagic I got doctor strange…what is that

Winter pool…

Winter Duck

Heck yeah

Taser Pool

I digg😻😻

ROCKET AMERICA

Star Venom

Behold here she comes:

IRON THANOS

(I have two parts of my first name, thus two first initials and someone already had the January M combo so I just went with the other one)

Dead Soldier.

Hello, I am Agent Spider.

War Raccoon

IRON ULTRON??

Agent Machine…

Baby Groot

Taser Lord

War Groot

Dead Spider

CAPTAIN MAN

Iron Machine

Hey!!!

Iron Venom

I’ll take that. Cool AI and a symbiote buddy?, hell yeah!

Captain Face

…

An attempt was made

War Vision

I R O N F A C E

Incredible Spider

Winter Lord

Rocket Groot??

Adjkskskfffrakaj: IRON FACE

Rocket falcon woo

Agent Venom, or via my pseudonym (hint; It’s Aaron): Agent Face

Wtf?

Artist persona: I got Star Lord. Awww yeah!!!!!!!!

Real life: Star Strange……..whatever that means…..

The truth is…

I am Iron Duck

Winter Venom

((sounds like a cool bad guy name))

Star Marvel

(Not bad but not amazing either)

Dead Racoon 😂

Star Duck 😂🦆

“what are you doing” how the fuck should i know?

I feel like this is my response when people ask me about college

Or just about my life

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

I'm sold

I dont post enough, but I started a channel. Check it out, if ya want to~

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

Damian Wayne x Reader

Damian looks you down and up and connect his eyes to yours.

“Disgusting”

i think the real tradegy of avengers 4 is that steve’s beard is gone

Could you imagine being Voldemort’s brother if you weren’t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don’t support what he’s doing?

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you’re not like him, but also that you’re literally not him.

I’m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He’s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo’s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.

But Bob’s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.

The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesn’t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him “Lord Voldeborb.” So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.

And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.

Who made this is a genius.

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

What do you mean "when"?

It’s fucking fanfiction. 

Write whatever the hell you want.

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

DO IT

@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles

this is so pure

;-;

Holy shit, okay, I didn’t know I needed to cry today, thanks ya’ll! 💛

@maciesparkles2020

the pureness is real

@lampco

Everyone who follows me do this it’s amazing

awww!! :D

I was having a sort of rough day and this certainly helped a bit…

Oh my goooooosh!!!

It was not what I was expecting, and I can’t stop smiling now…

@peri-the-smol-potato

QwQ

@boyinthehat @chocolate-and-cookies @shadow-realm-001 @askneonandfriends @atlasspacekid @foxmunsfandombox @a-little-siph-simphony

^ w ^

@moonfang03 @moonshinedk-me

do it do it please

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Omg!

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@artisan-the-mage @foreverakookie and everyone following me, click the link. It’s worth it

;w; i was not expecting that

EVERYONE LOOK

Do it!

@rebellion-12th-century-blog @mollypondatyourservice2 @eleonora-strange-stark and everyone else!

@sarcasticturtles @xxno-wayxx

@luna-xial @livylove151 @pioneergirlsie

@the–blackdahlia @startrekkingaroundasgard @lauxeyson

listen i love jon with all my heart and i’m prepared to stan him until the end of time, but who the hell sleeps ON TOP of their covers???

Hey you know how Jon has a poster of FREAKING CONNER KENT??? XD

that’s literally what’s on Jon’s Bedroom wall. 

I’d like to share one Kon, also on top of sheets. 

is this a Superboy™ thing

Maybe it’s a “Half-Human Half-Kryptonian” thing?

Or maybe just a Kryptonian Thing. Do we know if Clark sleeps under his covers or not?

clark is the covers

I can’t tell if it’s a kryptonian thing or a bruce won’t share thing

is bruce… wearing a suit… in…. bed….

Of course, he’s not a savage