Trash Queen

he luh dis fat ass

Michael B. Jordan brought his mom to the red carpet.

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

it’s really fun!

For half a second I couldn’t tell if this was meant to make him look like Data or a lizard person.

This is the realest post ever

ariana grande’s enunciation reminds me of the time i was sucking dick and the guy asked me a question in the middle that isn’t a yes-or-no type like “oh fuck when’s the last time you’ve been deepthroated?” and i try to respond with a dick suffocating me like “lungaweeffawgho” and while moaning, he goes “aah wha?” but my answer shouldn’t matter cause what’s important is he’s having a good time like how i enjoy ari’s songs even when i dont understand what she’s saying

me: *tries to concentrate*

my last three brain cells:

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: 

am i hot no ((no))

am i talented ((no))

is that going to stop me from being rich and famous ((no))

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

That’s because it is fucker.

dec 26- dec 30 is a liminal space

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography