“we could’ve been…us”

@natasha-barton

🏹 rahel | she/her | 19 | current hyperfixation: Good Omens | if you get a reply from me and don’t know why, you’ve probably replied to one of my sideblogs ⏳
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azirafuck

"If any harm comes to Aziraphale because of this, I... Ah, it doesn't matter now. It's too late. It's always too late." hits AS HARD as "nothing lasts forever" to me

Yup. It’s a resignation to fate. The time in Hell, according to Crowley’s watch in the book, is always Too Late.

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sixpenceee

Stunning sunset! This happens because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering: cirrus clouds scatter the longer, red wavelengths of light and give the sky an orange or reddish hue | source

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greelin

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

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greelin

many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

what the hell is going on up there.

“skip dinner and become thinner” more like “skip dinner and you have an eating disorder please get help”

“a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” more like “a moment on the lips is okay to have, please take care of yourself in this lifetime”

“every time you eat you delay becoming skinnier” more like “every time you eat you give your body the nutrients it needs in order to survive, please keep surviving”

“you’ll be able to wear whatever you want when you get to your ugw” more like “you’ll be able to wear whatever you want now because fashion =/= weight”

“Don’t reward yourself with food your not a dog” more like treat yourself because you’re amazing and deserve happiness

This is actually really helpful thanks

I love this post for how it politely demolishes destructive pro ana/mia mantras i love it

“if you can pinch an inch” congrats you have skin and flesh like all humans

I… I… thanks… for sharing this cause I needed a lot.. hopefully anyone who follows me and needs can benefit from it too…

I really wish this was a thing I saw a few years ago, but I’m glad it’s circulation is moving strong. Just like you my wonderful followers <3<3<3 be brave darlings, I believe in you

Take care of yourself, guys. Eating is good for you, your body needs it or it will shut down. If you feel like you need to get healthier or lose weight, there’s tons of ways you can do that, that doesn’t put your body in danger. NEVER STARVE YOURSELF

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faheyist
“Hello,” he said. He had a proper RP accent, like an English villain in a Hollywood movie. “What are you up to?”
I though I’d try the truth, “I’m ghost-hunting,” I said.
“Interesting,” he said.

can y’all believe their very first meeting and conversation sums up their entire relationship

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xn3city

Since on Tumblr there’s no point in pandering to the algorithm, and I might as well do exactly what I like, I give you: a scene from a five-year-old oneshot in a tiny fandom. Well. The fic - “The Next Best Thing” - is one of my favorites, as is all Sixthlight’s Rivers of London fic really, and @sixth-light , I hope you don’t mind me using it for kissing practice.

Look, awkward Starlingale ‘there’s only one bed which one of us will take the floor’ is great and all, but consider ‘it’s late, we’re knackered, and we’ve lived together for years never mind the magic boxing practice, we don’t have a concept of personal space anyway so yeah whatever’ except oh no, this is not at all the same as falling asleep watching TV, abort mission

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fellshish

‘Crowley knows the word toxic from self help therapy tiktoks’ ‘crowley knows the word toxic from secretly reading good omens book based fanfictions on ao3’ stop. He knows the word toxic from britney jean spears

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

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tabeafr

peter und bob. do i have to say more. i dont think so. peterxbob supremacy. shandrews for president einfach.