Shit Happens

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

— (via myunfathomable-serendipity)

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

this is amazing

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

BLADE SPORTS

No offence but I’d suck the foreskin off his dick

I’m glad tumblr gettin deleted

you know what? because personally i don’t

“no vegans”

i am very old for my age.