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@natalya-aph-arlovskaya

artist??|romanian and hungarian|she/her|witch|i like creepy things, ghosts and knives||other acc: belarusian-assassin||header by @shirokuma224

descriptions of the signs based on people i know

disclaimer: these descriptions are generalizations based on people i know who have these signs, obviously not everyone with the same sign has the same personality! also some may not be super accurate because i don’t have close friends of each sign haha.

aries: hates responsibilities. gets bored easily. rebellious. breaks rules and knows how to get away with it. will get extremely angry when they are wronged, but will forgive people very quickly. dates lots of different people

taurus: super down to earth. usually very shy at first, but are really funny and chill when they begin to open up and converse with others. probably smokes weed. very smart, but doesn’t brag about it.

gemini: clean freaks. tend to lie often. gives the silent treatment when they don’t like someone. their sense of humor is often strange/dark, but they are very funny nevertheless. loves dogs. good fashion sense.

cancer: cries when happy, sad, angry, etc. takes their anger out on other people. gives very good advice. hates repeating themselves. has a large group of friends. opens up to other people right away.

leo: generally very chill and gets along with almost everyone. can be self-deprecating when sad. controversial sense of humor. likes attention and cares about what others think of them.

virgo: wants things done their way. very cynical about love, especially teenage romance. likes scary/weird things. can be too restrictive. “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed”. very wise and practical.

libra: extremely indecisive. wants others to solve their problems for them. says they don’t care, but does care. wants to preserve peoples’ feelings, and can look fake in trying to do so. loves animals and nature.

scorpio: either super fucked up or doesn’t drink/do drugs at parties. cares a lot about the environment. very competitive. has a strange fashion sense. shady af. finds lots of people attractive. scary when angry.

sagittarius: confrontational. can be know-it-alls. very athletic. listens to music and writes down their feelings when sad. ghosts people. loves to gossip. likes learning languages. 

capricorn: very supportive. works very hard to get what they want. cares a lot about their friends. very emotionally closed off. gets road rage. either texts back right away or weeks later. quiet.

aquarius: doesn’t care what other people think of them. very outgoing.  has lots of creative interests. independent. likes to show off when in a relationship. changes their opinions about other people often.

pisces: very physically affectionate. hates sitting around and doing nothing. over-packs for vacations. is a child at heart. can fall asleep anywhere and in any position. curses a lot. 

check sun, moon, and rising <3

looks like an angel, is an angel : Taurus, Libra

looks like an angel, is actually a spawn of the devil : Cancer, Virgo

looks like a spawn of the devil, is actually an angel : Leo, Pisces, Aries

looks like a spawn of the devil and is one : Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Coming for the devils throne : Gemini, Aquarius

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the signs as shit i heard kids say in high school

aries: "i just went out to my car and got my water"
"there's literally a gun threat right now"
"yeah and im a white male so"
taurus: "i find women in power super hot. like, if we got into a fight she'd kick my ass"
gemini: "guys what's it like it have parents that love each other?"
"wouldn't know" x3
cancer: "throw another marker, jaren, i swear to god i'll do nothing"
leo: "he texted me last night asking me to sneak out with him and so i laid there, all tucked into my bed and said 'the devil aint gettin me tonight.'"
virgo: "dragon ball z isn't an anime, it's a lifestyle"
libra: "we played minecraft bro"
"she's a keeper. she's a whole ass wife"
scorpio: "well im sorry you lost your boyfriend to first of all me and now fortnite, but no reason to get pissy"
sagittarius: "if she goes through the military, gets stationed in nebraska, /and/ steals my girl, she deserves her."
capricorn: "im gonna fight you right here. we're gonna throw hands"
"can we throw legs instead?"
"give me 15-20 minutes to stretch then yes"
aquarius: "he's really hot, not gonna lie"
"it's.. a frog"
pisces: "lofi's like vaporwave for pussies"

Benefits of your Rising Sign:

Aries Rising: You are edgy and intimidating even when you’re not trying to be! No one likes messing with you because you aren’t afraid to speak up if you feel an injustice has happened to you. Sweetie, you’re strong don’t let others tell you otherwise.

Taurus Rising: Your presence has a calm mood to it. You can be energetic but others can really get a sense of your beauty you sometimes don’t even see in yourself. You relax everyone with your aura.

Gemini Rising: You are straight-up irresistible to people. You know how to walk the walk and talk the talk EVEN if you’re not aware of your own energy. You charm those around you with just being your self. You can convince people and bring them to your side with your charismatic friendly and no bs personality.

Cancer Rising: You can sway even the toughest hearts. You know exactly what other people need just by being around them. You have such a caring energy that others are drawn to you and want to be around you because you feel safe and make them feel valuable.

Leo Rising: You have an electric energy to you that people can feel this passion and love coming off of you. You know your strengths and you know your weakness and people love how open you are about your soul.

Virgo Rising: You have a mysterious energy one that rivals that of scorpio but you also have this intellect and sweetness about you that others want to protect and hold. You make others feel important and essential in your life.

Libra Rising: You have SUCH an intoxicating personality that can be so irresistible to people. You have this charm and elegance to you that others want to be around. It’s as if they feel like if they are around you they too can also be this way. You love helping others and making sure they are taken care of.

Scorpio Rising: YOU. ARE. FIERCE. even if there’s a timid quality to you. Your gaze is mysterious and people can’t tell what you’re thinking. you have this dark beauty to you that people find intriguing and want to spend the rest of their life uncovering and experiencing. Your personality is addictive.

Sagittarius Rising: You are a free spirit and inspire others to feel the same way. You show others just how much beauty there is, how much enjoyment life has to offer. You have such an inspiring aura to people that is so hard to forget.

Capricorn Rising: You actually have great humor. You see the things others don’t normally see and can find the laughter in it. You are serious and intelligent which makes you absolutely entrancing. There’s something about you that makes people feel like It’s okay to be serious as long as you’re having fun. People love you for making them feel stronger.

Aquarius Rising: Your aura is quirky and it gets people to feel like they can be their true self around you without being judged. You are so completely approachable yet intimidating because of how sure you look to people. Your energy shows people that it’s okay to be what they want to be no matter what anyone says. This type of energy attracts people who need guidance and looking up to.

Pisces Rising: There is an artistic charm to you. People get a sense that you understand the deeper side of life and have this deep empathy for the things around you. You make people feel beautiful like art. You easily capture hearts because you love so many things. Your unpredictable personality, changing from one thing to another, feels like a puzzle someone is always trying to solve. You are alluring.

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you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy