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😎 - I stalk your blog on the regular

🔥 - You’re hot AF

😊 - Your blog makes me smile

😘 - I’d date you

🙅🏼‍♂️ - You ain’t all that

🙈- You make me horny

🙄 - Stop being an attention whore

😈 - I wanna fuck you

😣 - I don’t like you

🙊 - I wish we talked

💩 - Your blog is shit

🥃 - I’d like to get drunk with you

👍🏻 - Your blog is inspiring

💋 - I wanna make out with you

🍩 - You’re sweet

😍 - I have a serious crush on you

💦 - Your blog make me wet

☕️ - I’d like to get a coffee with you

👅 - I wanna take in all of you

👎 - Delete your blog

🍺 - I’d buy you a beer

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Lesbian Asks!

  1. Femme or butch?
  2. Do you have a “type”? If so, describe it
  3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?
  4. Describe your style
  5. Describe your aesthetic
  6. Favorite article of clothing?
  7. Favorite pair of shoes?
  8. Current haircut?
  9. Any haircut goals for the future?
  10. Describe the best date you’ve been on
  11. Describe the worst date you’ve been on
  12. Single? Taken?
  13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!
  14. If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?
  15. Describe your dream wedding
  16. Do you want kids?
  17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
  18. Favorite lesbian movie?
  19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?
  20. Favorite lesbian song?
  21. Favorite lesbian musician?
  22. What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?
  23. Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?
  24. If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?
  25. Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?
  26. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?
  27. Turn ons?
  28. Turn offs?
  29. Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?
  30. What is your dream career?
  31. Talk about your interests or hobbies!
  32. What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?
  33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?
  34. Ever fallen for your best-friend?
  35. Ever fallen for a straight girl?
  36. The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)
  37. Favorite comfort food?
  38. Coffee or tea?
  39. Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?
  40. Do you have any pets?
  41. Early-riser or night-owl?
  42. What is your sign?
  43. Can you drive?
  44. Who was your first lesbian crush?
  45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?
  46. At what age did you come out (if you have)?
  47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?
  48. Talk about how your day went
  49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the future
  50. Least favorite gay celebrity?

Sexual Questions ;)

1. First kiss? 2. First time masturbating? 3. First sex toy? 4. First kink tried? 5. First time doing oral? 6. First time having sex?
 -Turn Ons 7. Biggest turn on? 8. Biggest turn off? 9. Quickest way to get horny? 10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on? 11. Top 3 places to be touched? 12. Ultimate fantasy? 13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome? 14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
 -Preferences 15. Sex or masturbation? 16. Spit or swallow? 17. Cut or uncut dicks? 18. Rough or sensual sex? 19. Oldest person you’d sleep with? 20. Loud or quiet partners? 21. How much foreplay do you like? 22. How much teasing do you like? 23. What is too big for you to take? 24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner? 25. How much kissing do you like during sex? 26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
 -Location 27. Would you have sex in public? 28. Last place you had sex? 29. Where would you most like to have sex? 30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood? 31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
 -Kinks 32. What’s your biggest kink? 33. Are you okay with name calling in bed? 34. Would you do any BDSM? 35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up? 36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm? 37. Do you like overstimulation? 38. Do you like having pain involved? 39. Do you like biting/being bitten? 40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it? 41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks? 42. Have any roleplaying preferences? 
-Masturbation 43. Do you own sex toys? How many? 44. What do you masturbate to? 45. How often do you masturbate? 46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate? 47. Do you masturbate with penetration? 48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
 -Oral 49. Do you enjoy giving oral? 50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? 51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral? 53. Can you deepthroat? 
54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it? 55. What’s your breast size? 56. How often do you go braless? 57. Do you finger yourself? 58. How familiar are you with your g-spot? 59. Do you squirt?
 -Sex 60. How often do you do unprotected sex? 61. How loud are you in bed? 62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with? 63. Do you like/dislike cum? 64. How good are you at dirty talk? 65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? 
66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? 67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair? 68. How many orgasms can you have in a day? 69. How many other people know your bra size? 70. What do you wear to bed? 71. Any funny sex stories? 72. What food if any would you use during sex? 73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift? 74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen? 75. Do you often get horny in public? 76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom? 77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on? 78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

Please ask me questions 👉👈 I’ll post each answer with a picture!

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Memories of me and Mommy💦💦💋

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I can only imagine how wet her young eager cunt is at that moment; but I do have an idea based on ... ☺️ never mind🤫☺️🤫

  • If you’re afraid to do it, then this should help you out.
  • If you do it but have no idea what you’re doing, then this should help you out.
  • If you don’t do it, you’re really missing out.
  • If you refuse to do it, you’re a fucking pussy yourself. 

Hoe Tips

Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕

1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.

2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.

3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.

4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.

5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.

6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!

7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.

8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.

9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.

10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.

11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.

12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.

13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8

14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.

15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator

16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.

17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.

18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.

19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants

20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.

21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.

22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today

23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.

24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.

25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.

26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.

27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.

28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.

29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏

30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone

31. Shave your coochie under water

32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah

33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it

116 Questions

  1. Have you ever slept naked?
  2. What's your bra size, or dick length?
  3. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?
  4. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice?
  5. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked?
  6. Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light?
  7. What's your greatest fantasy?
  8. Would you suck on anyone's toes?
  9. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?
  10. Would you have sex there?
  11. What and who turns you on?
  12. What celebrity would you have sex with?
  13. Whose the sexiest male you know?
  14. Whose the sexiest female you know?
  15. How many people would you have sex with at once?
  16. Have you ever put on a strip show?
  17. Have you ever seen a strip show?
  18. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?
  19. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher?
  20. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  21. If you could be a spice what would it be?
  22. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?
  23. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked?
  24. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods?
  25. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?
  26. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?
  27. Have you ever caught them?
  28. Would you ever have sex in the ocean?
  29. Have you ever gotten sand up you?
  30. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude?
  31. What do you wear to bed?
  32. Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed?
  33. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl?
  34. Have you ever used lubricant?
  35. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road?
  36. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?
  37. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice?
  38. How old were you when you got your first real kiss?
  39. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub?
  40. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?
  41. Were you a witness to someone having sex?
  42. Would you ever have phone sex?
  43. Would you ever do anyone in a tree?
  44. Would you ever have sex with your best friend?
  45. Would you have sex withsomeone you don't even know?
  46. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?
  47. Do you find older women attractive?
  48. Do you find older men attractive?
  49. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?
  50. Who was the person you kissed that was the best?
  51. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?
  52. What color is your pubic hair?
  53. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?
  54. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?
  55. How many people have you slept with?
  56. Have you ever had anal sex?
  57. Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?
  58. When was the last time you had a dirty dream?
  59. If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?
  60. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
  61. What’s your favourite position?
  62. Name a sex position you’d like to try
  63. What was your best orgasm ever?
  64. Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?
  65. Are you loud or quiet during sex?
  66. Have you ever tried using food during foreplay?
  67. Have you ever made a sex tape?
  68. What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?
  69. When it comes to BDSM, how far have you gone/would go?
  70. Do you ever read erotic fiction?
  71. What’s your favourite toy?
  72. Have you joined the mile high club?
  73. Would you say you’re kinky?
  74. Do you enjoy shower sex?
  75. Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?
  76. Do you like to be spanked?
  77. What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  78. Have you ever fantasised about someone else during sex?
  79. Have you ever cried or fallen asleep during sex?
  80. Do you prefer eye contact or not during sex?
  81. Do you like to kiss during sex?
  82. Do you get tired after sex?
  83. What’s a surefire way to turn you on?
  84. Do you like dirty talk?
  85. Have you had sex in a car?
  86. Do you like sexting?
  87. What’s the shortest and longest time it’s ever taken for you to have an orgasm?
  88. Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner?
  89. Have you ever been choked during sex?
  90. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
  91. Have you ever worn lingerie?
  92. Have you ever had sex outdoors?
  93. Have you ever watched porn with someone?
  94. Have you ever kissed multiple people in one night?
  95. Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?
  96. Have you ever tasted yourself?
  97. Have you ever worn a butt plug?
  98. Have you ever used a sex swing?
  99. Have you ever had sex in a classroom or office?
  100. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  101. Have you ever been pinned down?
  102. Have you ever had sex while drunk?
  103. Have you ever had sex while high?
  104. Have you ever orgasmed five times in one day?
  105. Have you ever had morning sex?
  106. Have you ever eaten food off of your lover’s naked body?
  107. Have you ever used hot wax?
  108. Have you ever worn crotchless underwear?
  109. Have you ever had sex on the floor?
  110. Have you ever had sex in front of a mirror?
  111. What is your favorite porn category?
  112. Do you like to have sex outdoors?
  113. How long do you like foreplay to last?
  114. Do you prefer being the dominant one or the submissive one?
  115. Do you prefer rough or gentle sex?
  116. Do you make noises during sex?

Please? I'm sleepy and sad

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