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I Personally Removed Bobby Flay From Food Network

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I'm Nat I'm 25 (and still alive!) and I'm "a very happy transcendent colorful craft frog that brings joy to others" according to Emma
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A Queer Fellow Indeed

rejoice! tma victorian au mini fic be upon ye!

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There was good reason that Jonah and all his various proteges were fled from the newly established institute by 6pm on the dot. All, that is, excepting Jonah’s second in command and personal assistant, one Mr. Jonathan Sims.

Mr. Sims was a man who firmly believed that if the price of progress that went along more hurriedly than snail’s pace was a lack of sleep and, on occasion, sanity, then so be it. Perhaps his colleagues took more joy in social callings than himself, or perhaps they simply put more stock in the rumors of what happens in the basement once the sun set, but no matter. Him and Mr. Magnus were building something great together, and those rumors were merely a fabrication of those either too superstitious or too dull to be central to something so triumphant.

Well.

Mostly fabrication.

so uh,, i made a ship bingo,,,

w/o colour under cut

Image ID: A bingo titled "Ship Bingo" with various colorful flowers and hearts around it.

First row across: i'd read a fic / sure i can see it / opt x 1000 / the angst / the drama, t4t (which has the trans flag as the background).

Second row across: qpr (with the aro flag as the background) / unhealthy in a good way / been married for 30 years / unhealthy in a BAD way, best in a certain part of canon

Third row across: canon no, fanon yes / they sure do exist / free space / i didn't know about that one / rotating in my brain like a microwave

Fourth row across: they're exes / i can see the appeal / i have So Many Headcanons / awwe i love them :) / i used to like them a lot more

Fifth row across: no (highlighted in red and underlined) / part of a bigger polycule / fandom doesn't know them like i do / canon did them wrong / wlw/mlm solidarity (with the rainbow flag as the background)

People will blorbo tag literally any post you can conceivably make you could be like "lmao going to Aldi's tomorrow to get snacks!" And people will be like no fr fr that's Bartholomew Beezie Jr and you know what??? I support it wholeheartedly go ham everybody live ur bliss

Uh yeah you could say I'm a horror fan 💖

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Oughh babey one of youse wants to be my sugar buddy so bad and buy me just like. 10 doll stands I think they're like a dollar a piece ooooo

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Alternatively hobby lobby sells them which means I might uhhh. Have the ol five finger discount be my sugar buddy

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Obviously I have never shoplifted in my life ever but if I DID I'd probably only be able to get like one doll stand at a time 😔😔😔.

Y’all, I’m over here DYING cuz Google suggested me this article about the crisis of backyard chicken keepers– which is that they love having chickens so much that they keep getting more, and then don’t know what to do with all the eggs.

Which I can see how this would be a problem, but it’s just so funny to me because they had interviewed this one guy who started off with 3 chickens, and then kept adding more and more, and eventually started donating the eggs to a local food bank, and at the end of the year when they wrote him a tax receipt, he discovered he’d donated over 400 dozen eggs.

Seriously, it was a whole article talking very seriously about how people are so into chickens that they just keep collecting them like pokemon and then have to “scramble” (their words not mine) to get rid of the eggs, because they weren’t even thinking of egg production, they just loved having chickens.

And while I may be over here laughing a bit too hard, honestly? Big Mood.

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“but without the profit motive people won’t work”

Dinosaur Anti-Capitalism