john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
Yeah I'll reblog that
Keanu Reeves has been cast as Shadow in Sonic 3. I found this out immediately after reblogging this the first time through the destiel 'i love you' meme. How am I supposed to consume media without Tumblr at this point
john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
Yeah I'll reblog that
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes
People use “cobbled together” like it’s a BAD thing!!! Kobold together is STRONG!!!!!
For any writers who want to have woodland settings and woodland creatures but don’t have much experience in forests (particularly at night):
Let me know if there’s anything else you want to know about and I’ll see if I know anything that could help!
A few additions I think might be useful:
The forest is also dangerous without the animals. In areas that have conifers, like pine trees, you will occasionally hear the most terrifying progression of something falling from very high up and hitting the ground. This would be a pine cone. You do not want to be hit by one of these. These falling pine cones will dent the hoods of cars unfortunately parked beneath them.
Throw back to the time I went outside to feed the cats at night without my glasses and saw one I didn't recognize. It didn't run away from me so I made kissy noises at it and slowly approached. It still didn't run, so I petted it.
It did not feel like cat fur. It was bristly and coarse. Also, it hissed, and it reminded me of an alligator. It was surprisingly loud and very low. Reptilian.
I stood back up and went back inside. Turned the porch light on and put my glasses on before I looked to see what exactly it was.
It was a possum.
We named it Kitty.
my eyes are up here profligate
it is not enough for you to simply be gay for us to build intimacy together
you must also beat me in a game of wits
mtg is one of many homosexual mating rituals and you should say it
btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat
this has been bothering me for awhile now but few weeks ago i saw a tweet that was from a supposed ally that said some shit like "if you wanna be treated like a man then don't get pregnant" and it's like. whatever happened to letting people do whatever they want with their own bodies. im trans masc, i would like to have children when im older and will probably get pregnant in the future. i will still consider myself a man. if your support for people like me ends if we so much as even do Anything you consider Too Womanly and not man enough, then you're a fucking cunt
it's always "support trans men!" until they do something you personally dont like, and then you're standing side by side with conservatives who would rather see us dead than let us live our lives happily.
This blog is pro m-preg
look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
The pirates of the Caribbean could not be made today because disney would not take a risk on one of thier rides and have it go this fucking hard.
They should invent a job that i actually want to do
And he’s pretty good at it, so he’s a diamond-level guest at all the harrahs casinos, meaning they always comp his room and meals. My mom has a second job with her friend’s modeling company, and they were working a banquet in Vegas. My moms main job is as a flight attendant though, so we fly free. So my dad just took off to Vegas the night of my moms job, and when they were done, he took her and all her model friends (7 of them) to a fancy-ass restaurant. He’s friends with one of the waiters there just from visiting so often, but they don’t know much about my dads life/job/whatever. So when my dad shows up with a bunch of models, the waiter comes up and he’s like “ok dude spill. what do you do? what’s your job?” And my dads like “it’s a mystery” because he’s a mailman
Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
I love that every year fire departments are like "hey. maybe DON'T fry your turkeys?"
and across the nation, patriots rise up and shout "FUCK YOU" bc surely it'll be fine for THEM
and then start massive grease fires in their backyards
it is my most favorite thanksgiving tradition
for non-americans who have no idea what I'm talking about, a TON of fire departments and public health people will do annual presentation videos on how deep frying turkeys can go catastrophically bad
and every year, the american public goes "...anyway, where's my propane tank-"
a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever
i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??
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reblogging for a bit larger sample size
Need that heavy rain sound type of night
