When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.
I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.
Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no
all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you
technically i should be studying for a chemistry exam, but what if i went and wrote another chapter of that marliza fanfic i abandoned half a year ago instead 👀
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
>middle of fucking siberia
uh yeah no thanks
>russian side of the caucasus
well, time to try to flee to georgia without a passport I guess
>danggali wilderness protection area in australia
i mean, it sounds cool (and i haven't been dropped off over an ocean, so i wouldn't die immediately) but based off of the huge fucking spiders and whatnot i've seen on the internet so far i am convinced that i would NOT be able to handle the australian wildlife. would probably get way too close to something terrifying and poisonous out of sheer curiosity.
tl;dr: i'm fucked
my brother: the queen just died
me, immediately: oh tumblr is going to have a field day with this
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY REACTION
i read the news and immediately logged into tumblr to see everyone's commentary and, most importantly, the fresh memes
i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire
#current events#queen elizabeth ii#i have seen so many memes about the queen being immortal that her death seems weirdly unbelievable#but yes#spending a ton of money on celebrating a dead monarch rather than aiding the people in your country that are very much ALIVE and suffering#would be utter bullshit#support goes out to the british people
i have precisely 51 posts now, which means i am legally obliged to make a hamilton reference
*clears throat*
ALEXANDER HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51
other peoples laughter is sweet as nectar and ambrosia... call that acceptance sensitive euphoria
wait a minute.
Cant invent shit w ADHD 😔
“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
LITERALLY THIS
it's extreme in the hamilton fandom - you're trying to find That One Good Fanfic™, but on the way you stumble across three hardcore bdsm fics, an ungodly amount of descriptions of founding fathers fucking each other, and at least two works with the major character death tag / heavy angst in general. (also several oneshots that have the sweetest, most tooth-rotting fluff you've ever seen but also the worst grammar imaginable as well as a variety of foster care AUs.)
i wonder if anyone is actually reading my posts. i have three (3) followers and one of them has one single post on their blog and the default pfp, so i strongly assume that they are inactive. hmu if u are reading this
addition to the list of Things I Have Recently Discovered About Myself: right after strenuous physical activities, i am somewhat incapable of intelligent thoughts. evidence: i went hiking and subsequently forgot that "camera" was a word. q.e.d.
die q-phase geht in einer woche los und in anbetracht der tatsache, dass ab jetzt alles für das abitur zählt, bin ich besorgniserregend unmotiviert
english
i spent a significant portion of lunch breaks in fourth grade walking around the playground with my english teacher and having conversations with her instead of, y'know, hanging out with people my age group
so yeah
this is accurate
i feel like a münster x münchen crossover ep would just be 90 minutes of four grown men trying really hard not to beat the absolute fuck out of each other
like i actually don't think thiel would be so difficult to work with and start too much shit
but boerne would easily cause the biggest outburst of sheer bavarian rage in the history of this country the second he opens his smart-ass mouth so yeah
She's a 10/10 but she'd ditch you for tom kha gai.
He's a 10/10 but he's a drug dealer.
She's a 10/10 but she smokes like a chimney.
He's a 10/10 but he's spielsüchtig und obdachlos.
She's a 10/10 but her dog hates you.
He's a 10/10 but he's grumpy as fuck.
He's a 10/10 but... no. no he is not. he's a 2/10 at the very best.
tom kha gai - nadeshda (?)
drug dealer - vaddern
smokes like a chimney - die klemm, obviously
spielsüchtig / obdachlos - ???
her dog hates you - alberich
grumpy as fuck - thiel, probably
2/10 - ???
bei zweien bin ich ratlos - es bleiben nur noch boerne und mirko übrig, aber bei beiden zuschreibungen würde ich eigentlich sagen, dass die auf keinen von beiden zutreffen würden. give me a hint please :D
This is what Boerne's house looks like during Pride Month, fight me
Danke an @chepseh fürs Zuschicken!
academia things that genuinely make me happy
- large textbooks filled with extra papers which hold the answers to the problems you thought were too brilliant to be thrown away, or the simple short summary of a part you were struggling to understand before
- having your textbook absolutely ruined by highlighters and sticky notes all over it, those little tips and ideas you picked up from the lesson. anyone who opens that book immediately knows that you’ve studied the crap out of it and know the concept by heart. “this is the most annotated book i’ve ever seen” is literally the highest form of compliment for me.
- solving math or chemistry problems to a soundtrack album or ambient sounds, extra points if it’s in afternoon lol
- when you’re so focused and keen on getting to the final answer that your hand physically can’t keep up with your eagerness so you end up with the most incoherent solution. but you’ve finally got the answer right!
- being self-taught in a subject or a few chapters of the textbook, and still smashing the quizzes and the exams
- coming up with a new solution to the problem, or seeing the problem from a new perspective, and finally being able to solve it because of just that.
- confidently walking out of the exam room. 0 doubt in your mind that you crushed it!
- actually feeling how you’ve grown academically, and how much more knowledgeable you are compared to the beginning of the semester
- casually and confidently having conversations with a professor about your studies, exchanging ideas and discussing the existing theories, methods, on-going research and all
all of this is everything i want in life- god