the only proper response to the us military

using my basic blender knowledge and splatoon asset ripping powers to its fullest by making stupid gifs

I've only just started tears of the kingdom but I already have my favorite snapshot

in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this

Honestly? I see why the yiga are so insane about him. I, too, am utterly charmed by his rabid charm and silly antics

Also, he somehow taught himself how to Ultrahand without having the actual Ultrahand, then taught everyone else in the clan how to do it. And then in BotW, he used Sheikah Slate runes without having any access to a Sheikah Slate. Considering how much Hyrule loves making its Super Special Tools inaccessible to anyone who wasn’t destined to be a Hero, plus he had zero access to the requisite Helpful Tutorial NPCs to help guide him through it and had to figure it out on his own using incomplete old instruction manuals that probably weren’t even written in modern Hylian, that’s extremely impressive! The guy may be silly and unmotivated for grand heroics, but he’s no dummy.

Pavitr my boy

hey if theres any old submas blogs out there can you tell me what the FUCK is candlefuckershipping????????

i am disappointed to report it is ingo fucking the candle

Listen, chief- I got some bad news

actually theres romantic stories all the time where a living falls in love with a ghost, right? like that’s a popular genre of tragedy/romance stuff. why is that okay and ingo liking a ghost-candle isnt? like maybe that’s his dead gf.

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That's nothing. Check THIS shit out

WHAT THE HELL

if you have an android phone get newpipe

thank me later.

newpipe is:

this is not sponsored newpipe just absolutely fucks

newpipe also has a grade A privacy rating on tosdr.org, in contrast to youtube’s grade C

It works with Soundcloud and Bandcamp too holy shit

also, it supports picture-in-picture playing and background playing both when the app isn't in focus and with your screen off. it truly fucks

i’m gonna strap a wii remote to my dick. call that a wiiwii

don’t do this to me. please i have a family

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

They told us the apocalypse would be a full panic at once, news organizations calling the end of society, cars abandoned in the streets, fire and looting and then endless stillness. All so we would not recognize it as it happens all around us every day. It is a much slower decay then they can let on, otherwise we'd recognize it. They told us revolution would look like burning flags and violence in the streets, that it would require us to our number them, that it would need to be maticiouslous planned or else it would fail. They did this so we wouldn't recognize it as it happens in the streets everyday. It's in illegal urban hens, and in neighbors coming together to fix their streets despite the cities lack of care of them, it's in garden swaps and farmers markets. It's in self made safe spaces for youth and down traughten, its in small acts of kindness bleeding its way though time. Revolution is in these mundane moments that pass by everyday, and they do not want you to recognize it as such. Because then we might go forward with demanding better instead of being paralized in the moment, that change is at our doorstep either way and because then revolution might be easier then we thought it was.

hisuian zorua's design is fun

Per usual my "quick" space theme went wildly out if hand while snagging ref for my next fast paint and I was inspired to try a full scene. 4 days and layers and layers later, I give you the amazing colors of @martianmovie brought to you by the insane intensity of @agallocolors

everyone rightfully doing princess mononoke redraws but may i offer castle in the sky

Love that mineru can walk in with you at the blademaster’s exam cave.

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

Danny Phantom and Ben 10 are pushed to their limits in this Multiversal Mayham!

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