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THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING. The Narcissist Cookbook and Bug Hunter are going on a US tour! We're hitting 28 cities across America this June/August/September, and tickets are available right now at bughunterbug.com!
VIP tickets are also available at every show that get you into a pre-show event with obscure songs, a q&a, photos, a signed poster and first pick of the merch 💜
Come get sweaty and lose your voice with us
Practically Imperfect • the Pattern • GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE • the Simplest Words • Joy! Joy! JooOY! • FUNGUS • i think i'm going to leave my phone at home tonight • vs The Heat Death Of The Universe! • Functional Poetry • Dragon • STOPPING A GARDEN HOSE WITH YOUR THUMB • Eaten Alive By Wolves
you know what to do
that feeling when you look up at a building in the middle of the night and all the windows are dark except one, and the curiosity makes your marrow ache, and you think you want to drift up to the window to see what's going on in there but what you really want is to distill this feeling of glimpsing the edges of a secret universe and turn it into a tincture to hang round your neck, and let a drop of it dissolve on your tongue in those moments when you don't even feel connected to yourself let alone anyone else
Help I don't want to have to wait 3 months for the show I'm going to 😭
you gotta 💜 but there will be some things to tide you over, starting at the end of this month
after a tour-wide sell out last year, bug and i have specifically booked venues that will hopefully leave no one without tickets this year 💜 HOWEVER! tickets to our VIP event are starting to sell out / run low in some places, so if your heart is set on getting into one of our little intimate mini-gig / q&a / photo session, then consider getting your tickets soon
i think it's right and cool to gatekeep your favourite media, because i know if i was surrounded by people who love Thing X as much as i do i'd find the experience totally unbearable
christopher robin: I can't, the new tiger you got me for christmas has completely thrown off the dynamics of the group and the fascist rabbit is plotting to have him exiled
me taking a mental health break from browsing memes in my flat to browse memes on the beach
me, 10, identifying molluscs for seventeen hours while everyone else in the extended family compares details about autistic children they know
me recreationally lying for internet points
me taking a mental health break from browsing memes in my flat to browse memes on the beach
me, 10, identifying molluscs for seventeen hours while everyone else in the extended family compares details about autistic children they know
me taking a mental health break from browsing memes in my flat to browse memes on the beach
Good good mrvn art based on TNC's Jam Mechanics song "Accident?" 🤘 Get ready to see him I will only post him
Apparently the wording is placed weird so do me a favor and just read it the correct way please thank you <3
When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
we rejected a major label offer.
this is why.
our new album, how to build an ocean instructions, is out everywhere as of today.
listen to it here.
this is the universal experience and the bears boys are right to say it. the Major Record Label deal is almost always:
we'll give you money to make an album and tour! and in return we'll take most of your money forever!
and people sign up because either 1) they don't understand what they're signing up for, or more likely 2) this is the only way they'll ever make a record and go on tour
the thing is, if you're capable of funding your own records and touring then record labels have very very little to offer you. you're paying for the prestige of being on a label and the connections it gives, and you're paying for it with your life's work
one of my friends signed with UMG around 2007. his band made their album with a big name producer, and then they were told not to play any shows until the album release date was announced. they waited to be told when their album would be released. and they waited. and they waited.
the record label decided not to release their album. they were contractually prevented from playing shows until their label dropped them a year later. by the time they could legally play shows again their momentum had died and their fanbase had drifted off. the band didn't even have the rights to release the album themselves.
last year i found the album on an old hard drive so i messaged my friend about it. not only did he not have a copy of it, none of the band did. they literally didn't own a single copy of a year's worth of work between them.
it broke my heart.
one of my friends insists on pluralising MILF as MILVES. like leaves.
ice cold take here:
it weirds me out how normalised cocaine has become. that there are coke jokes in popular media where there used to be weed jokes.
cocaine as a drug sucks and everyone on cocaine sucks to be around. fight me about it 💜
i am by no means anti drug, but cocaine has just straight up no redeeming qualities
ice cold take here:
it weirds me out how normalised cocaine has become. that there are coke jokes in popular media where there used to be weed jokes.
cocaine as a drug sucks and everyone on cocaine sucks to be around. fight me about it 💜
