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I don't understand D&D and at this point I'm too scared to ask.

@napsin

I run too many campaigns and all of them are garbage fires. I love them dearly. Pan/21/Literally whatever pronouns they jump around too much to hold down/ autistic, adhd, blah blah blah, im just a person trying to be average
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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!!

My commissions are open if you want character designs or general character artwork for your ocs, fanart of your favorite ships or whatever you'd like me to do.

I also sell adoptables if you want to help in some other ways.

Why is it an emergency?

My partner and I have been working on our new house out of desperation as he's autistic and our current home is not very friendly to his needs (we live with other people and it is very noisy and getting dangerous to his mental health).

The thing is, that was a project born out of need and almost all our money was spent on this, which means we're having problems saving money to eat regularly so we can finish the house and almost all the money we get is spent on paying our credit card so we can buy materials and stuff like that.

I can't get a job right now as his psychologist and psychiatrist don't want my partner alone and I'm basically the only one who can take care of him right now, so all I have to pay our bills is... this! My art.

We'll probably not even celebrate the holidays aside from a single meal this year, so if you could, I'd really appreciate your help!

Thank you so much

Anonymous asked:

in middle school a girl wrote fullmetal alchemist fanfiction for an english assignment and she got in trouble not because she submitted fanfiction but because it was 32.000 fucking got damn words. It was a creative writing assignment meant to clock in at maybe two pages if your handwriting was big. the whole thing was handwritten too, we couldn’t type and use a printer for this one. I’m haunted by her. She even wrote it in pen first draft no editing. her name was bridgette but she insisted it was actually Moondust. no i’m not fucking kidding about ANY of this i need to haunt you with this information like i am haunted. Moondust.

Okay LITERALLY GIRLBOSS!!! also this text is so big i opened this ask and was like

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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

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halo is a very precise and thrifty marksman, having used only 59 bullets throuhgout 11 years

oh my god this guy just referred to master chief as halo

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who the fuck is master chief

master chef is a food network show where people compete to win $100,000 as startup money for their own restaurant. not sure what it has to do with call of duty

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

it's always the fucking symptoms