that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

they hate to see a girlbug winning

me looking for my dignity after being left on read twice in a row 

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

Vintage ‘Flying Fish’ Tee from LowSparkVintage

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

It’s not 2014 yet

what does that have to do with anything

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

“There’s no i in team”

what kinda reach

their blog name is literally algebratwo

the dream job is probably being a greek water nymph in an early romanticism painting…..in a pond, tiddies out, looking bored & playing men with my girlfriends