A Stressed Out Bi Boygirl

The gang

The best picture I have ever taken of my cat Jax

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

it's wet beast wednesday you know what that means!

and if you don't know what that means, you're about to.

[Image description: Image 1: a blurry photo of a brown bear jumping out of water roward the viewer.

 Image 2: tumblr tags by genghisyajj reading "#You better start believing in wet beast wednesday #you're in one." end image description]

a lesbian can call themself a boy or even a man or a boyfriend without actually being a man. That's just how funky our genders are. Cope

pretty boy but specifically in a transmasc butch lesbian way

id: a light pink userbox with a pastel pink border, and pastel pink text that reads “this user is yearning for a qpr”. on the left is an image of a small pink heart. /end id]

inhales

thinking about being in a qpr. thinking about devoting myself to someone, loving and being loved in turn. thinking about moving to be with them and have a home together. thinking about traveling the world together to see nature and architecture.

thinking about getting married, one day, with a love that’s not romantic but no less significant. thinking about having a wedding and getting to spend the rest of my life with them, all the sleepy nights after long days of work and the takeout dinners when we’re too tired to cook and cuddling in front of the fireplace at christmas

god i can’t wait to have a partner that loves me back as much as i love them

Any community is a walkable community if you don't mind getting fucking smashed to the consistency of grits by Brad in his Ford Garghonkulous 9000

afungus

when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here

if you think that god doesn’t want people to sell jeans today then ma’am perhaps you should not be buying jeans today

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

me when im walking

@catadromously how could you leave this important comment in the tags etc.

That’s the truest thing about this creature that anyone has said, ever

this animal is so travel

breaking news! gaboon viper actually just an 8 year old scooching around in a sleeping bag

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Greater hog badger (Arctonyx collaris)

imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”