rule

among us? 😳

you have to understand:

Travis, at all fucking times, apparently: If I don't have either an absurd movement speed or short range teleportation, what's the point.

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

SIR that is my- okay, look i can't actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!

i never crave sandwiches but i could fuck up an italian sub right now

HE’S OK but my heart isn’t

Give me my boots, you greedy shitbird.

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,

drew cartoons for Playboy,

and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.

Don't put artists in a box.

I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

This is me♡♡

Please do this for your cats.

Dispite their reputation, cats are very very socal creatures. Cats do the equivalent of this for you when they sit in front of your laptop and put their arms on the keyboard or put their paw on your phone while you're using it. This is their love language, it's how they show that they like you and care about what you care about. They don't understand why you care about it but they're trying.

If you turn around and do the same for them they'll be absolutely delighted. Sometimes when our youngest cat goes to the scratching post I scratch it with him too and he loves it. He'll gets so into the scratching that he ends up climbing it cuz he wants to scratch with his back paws too. If they're chirping at the window I'll sometimes go over to see what they see and they usually scoot over so I have room beside them to see the offending bird or insect and they'll purr like crazy cuz they're so happy I'm helping them

@brightlotusmoon

I do this with my cats and my friends!

I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic

I wanted to make a version of this with the epilogue included

if u like my work, you can help me make more by supporting me

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

This panic happens like every few months.

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

No, but you don't understand how brilliant this actually is. He rewrote the song with some misheard lyrics in partnership with Specsavers because he's been experiencing hearing loss and needs to get hearing aids and wanted to raise awareness for hearing loss and the stigma around hearing aids. Like. My man. I love you.

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

One whole year - how extraordinary 🥳