Gay and Tired

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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

We will be feeding our grandchildren strawberries and raspberries we grew in our gardens, dragging them along to the farmers' markets for tomatoes and eggs and goats milk and pickles and pecans and salsa and sunflower seed butter and jars of honey, as they complain and drag their feet because Gramma always stands around talking to people for like an HOUR

and we will say "When I was YOUR age, fruits and vegetables came from a supermarket and they were bred to get shipped 1000 miles in a truck and sit on shelves for weeks, and they tasted so sour and watery it was like eating paper compared to these ones. It wasn't even legal in some places to grow your own food"

and they will roll their eyes like yeah yeah just because everything was miserable in the 20s doesn't mean I have to have a smile on my face standing in the hot sun while you listen to that one guy talk about his bees FOREVER

But they will go, because there might be baby goats.

Since I made this post, dozens and dozens of people have left tags telling me that it was the first thing today that made them want to continue living, that it was the first thing that made them consider that they might be okay years in the future, that they might grow old, that it was the first and only post of its kind they'd ever seen—the first post that boldly predicts a future where we make it.

And many other people have been just spitting, foaming at the mouth fucking FURIOUS. How dare I have the audacity to imagine a future where things get better?

Don't I know how BAD things are? Am I not aware of the TERROR and DEVASTATION of climate change and fascism and biodiversity loss? How dare someone be so bold, so callous, as to imagine something other than misery and suicide. How dare someone suggest it will get better. How dare a person propose that there is a future where we will be okay, in the face of so much terror. Hasn't she seen the abyss opening its jaws before us?

Well? What do you think?

Do you think I've seen the abyss?

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

Roger is still the funniest bitch in all of one piece for leaving ace with garp, like no im not leaving my baby with any of my friends, not even the man I raised TWO WHOLE CHILDREN with, I’m leaving the baby with the guy I fight in the local parking lot every tuesday or whatever

all im saying is that those cunts must have fucked at some point 

stop trying to use this post to discuss rogers reasons for leaving his baby with garp he fucked that old man thats why‼️

This is what the reaction to buggy on my dashboard has felt like today and I love it

in honor of the new series, a volume one redraw :)

anyway I'm bored so I made edits at work 🥰

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

She's a killer, one look is all it takes

The thumbnail has nothing to do with the video but I think it might possibly be some of my best work

your honour their married and thats their child

finally I got them all

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I think it's very fun that the Netherworld has some rules specifically so that Demons can just mess with them, like yeah there's a uniform at this school! But well you don't even have to wear it. They made a girls and boys uniform! Seemingly only so kids could mix and match and get gnc with it. Their society developed an institution of marriage! But we have almost no named characters who are actually married and the first time it's really brought up is when one rock star girl is proposing to another.

There are two teachers the students dare to call by their given names: one is the cheerful first year teacher who is happy to be informal, and the other is the strictest teacher in the school who hates children and is very proud of his family name. Because to demons, breaking the rules is a necessary enrichment, so they kinda make up a second set of rules that can be broken with no consequence to fill that urge I guess

Never seen a better tiktok in my life and had to storyboard it

I love this one forever.

No friend group is complete without them

the mood difference between law and law’s crew is so funny to me but it’s even funnier if i pretend that all of law’s crew were originally also pretty depressed/sadistic/etc. but being in the vicinity of las just makes them act like clowns because they’re all like jesus christ dude. cheer up.

bepo first joining the heart pirates

No love for bemo tonight huh

I'm a Straw Hat now.... I have nakama.......

just one?

IT ONLY LET ME PUT ONE!!!!!!! SORRY I DONT HAVE A BILLION CHECKMARKS

you can just claim the hat again. up to 50 times

well now i have 8 so dont YOU look stupid

rookie numbers.

hi guys