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M’ushroom

@namevaguesexreference-7489

constant 🪱24 💚mycologist 🍄NOTSERIALKILLER

so when a doctor spends 30 minutes performing CPR and revives someone they're "a hero" and it's "a miracle they could come back after being dead that long" but when I spend 6 months synthesising new organs to bring them back after the doctors failed it's "horrifying to witness" and "a crime against nature itself" and "technically graverobbing but none of the laws cover it so we're not entirely sure what to charge you with". Typical

blood is so cool

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

soil-solace-deactivated20210207

What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?

Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.

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handful-of-dirt

What on earth are you talking about

Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?

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handful-of-dirt

I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post

Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong