Hey! Made this blog as a joke and then made the pfp @lycanthrop-ee’s drawing of constant barrett and now i’m using it as a storage place for things relating to the lovable lord constant barrett (an oc owned by me (@petticoatedmouse), @lycanthrop-ee , and @amphibulous )
Hi yall I am going to be on hiatus until further notice :( sorry
i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*
Are you seriously encouraging criminal activity on a blog with thousands of followers?
Everything is about bloodshed except bloodshed which is about gay sex
What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion
they call it committing murder because it's a commitment. it's a more serious commitment than marriage
so when a doctor spends 30 minutes performing CPR and revives someone they're "a hero" and it's "a miracle they could come back after being dead that long" but when I spend 6 months synthesising new organs to bring them back after the doctors failed it's "horrifying to witness" and "a crime against nature itself" and "technically graverobbing but none of the laws cover it so we're not entirely sure what to charge you with". Typical
blood is so cool
its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good
hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]
What’s the point of a diary if no one is gonna stumble upon it centuries later and fall in love with you after you’re dead?
Is this a vegan thing? Do vegan bones last longer? i’m confused.
What on earth are you talking about
Like milk is supposed to be good for ya bones right? But is this like anti-milk/cow product because it stops your bones from coming back to life in the future?
I need a little more info. Where are you getting milk or bones from in this post
Rachel how do so many people read your post as saying dairy and don’t think to themselves for one second they could possibly have read it wrong
Scientists don’t even know what the human skull is made of
It’s made of human skull
Possibly, but they just don’t even know
hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]
















