sure...

This is my weird post to fight tumblr's tagging system. I am gonna tag this post with my tags I wanna find in my dash but can't because of tumblr

Edit: please don't judge my level of sanity through this post even though it will probably be accurate

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Second time I am reblogging this fucker because of the stupid 30 tags per post limit

That means I have about than 60 weird tags for random very specific posts though

Edit 2: ykw fuck it do judge my level of sanity through this post though it will probably not be even close to the level I am at

If there need to be any tw tags in any of my original posts ever just tell me plz and I will add it (except this one)

In other news I have decided to use my weird tags system as a notice board

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[Image Description: Tags reading “every demon is just trauma walking around in a trenchcoat, honestly? same”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Reblog if you are a demon, support demons, or are just trauma walking around in a trenchcoat

Wait, I’m supposed to have a trench coat?

Yes, that is the dress code, but it is acceptable to just throw a blanket over your head in an emergency

Unless you’re a boogeyman, in which case putting a blanket on your head will give you an existential crisis.

Pardon me for stating the obvious, but an existential crisis is an important part of any emergency response plan.

My cartoon for the latest issue of New Scientist.

Our world.

I don't know if I ever posted this shot from the desert in February 2018 of Michael and David (he's getting mic'ed up, not mugged). It was the kind of panoramic shot that decides that Michael is a big floating giant head.

Future meme

Neil Gaimemes

watching no doubt in us and the empress dowager is literally like “damn I hate Xu Yu! Can’t believe you did X crime! Death! Oh wait she was framed? For real? Damn so sorry….damn I hate Xu Yu, can’t believe she committed this crime! Death! Oh wait she was framed again? damn sorry, my bad. Ugh, I hate Xu Yu! Death! Oh wait, she was framed again–” like lady, maybe at some point you consider she is not as horrible as you decided one day and that she’s actually not evil. Like you have ALL THIS EVIDENCE of her being framed and not that bad and you choose to forget literally everything that happened beforehand? Like?

Fluffy boy

(via)

friendly reminder that jughead jones is canonically aro/ace 

happy pride month, everyone :) 

this is literally all coded talk for him being gay but yeah anyway

ah yes because “i don’t go on dates”, “i don’t want to kiss PEOPLE”, and “i don’t get crushes” is gay coding sure lmao

yeah using the word asexual to describe a character is Obviously gay coding

Yeah because an openly gay character telling Jughead he doesn’t get his dilemma about finding other gay men to date is SO gay coding 

gay guy: you don’t get [my dating problem] because you’re asexual

[butterfly pidgeon meme, “Is this gay coding?”]

gay guy: you don’t get

[my dating problem] because

you’re asexual

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

✨🌈 Mythical pride critters collection - whoo! 

was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"

you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you

if you pick up anything categorized as “online poetry” all the gay booksellers are already pointing and laughing at you from the other side of the store

i thought you were making a grocery store post and i as liike no those are good fluids

when you buy milk and honey we all panic because we thought we got rid of the guy selling unpasteurized animal products in the biography section

you’ll never take me down

Literal Metaphor

Noodle Incident

.. <- two ants hanging out

** <- two spiders hanging out

^v <- two birds hanging out

= <- two worms hanging out

?? <- two snakes hanging out

~~ <- two caterpillars hanging out

%% <- two butterflies hanging out

@@ <- two snails hanging out

&& <- the two fucked up pretzels i got from the mall last thursday

🛻🛻<- two trucks h

hanging out :) and also having sex

Happy Pride Month

happy pride month :)

George is out here trying to get laid with a poster at the pride parade at ninety years old

This is George Montague, he’s an author who is currently campaigning to have a historic conviction for “gross indecency” from 1974 (PDA with his then-boyfriend) struct from his criminal record. You can sign his petition here!

The epitome of “Distinguished Gay”

Update as of 7 November 2018, this guy is now 95 years old and is still looking for his apology.

He’s still waiting for that apology. 

https://www.change.org/p/a-petition-for-an-apology-to-the-oldest-old-gay-men-still-alive

PLEASE SIGN THIS

George Montague, the legend that he was and the ‘oldest gay man in the village’, has passed away peacefully at almost 99 years of age, March 18th 2022, with his husband Somchai Phukkai right by his side.

Per Wikipedia, “His funeral was on 11 April 2022, where there was a procession through the city, which closely followed the Brighton Pride parade route, eventually ending at Downs Crematorium on Bear Road. His hearse had colourful flowers and his iconic sign in the back window. The hearse was followed by a special double-decker bus decked out in pride colours.” Source: X.

Obituary: The Guardian (do read it - his life story is incredible).

George did receive his formal apology in 2017 and you can read it on Pink News. It was so many years overdue but I’m glad he got it regardless.

George told BBC One that he was over the moon with the apology he received.

man

i like it too :)

a collection of “potato chips shaped like hearts” ranging from $900–$7,000 currently on eBay…

The Queen of Spades, the asexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with constellations and in her hands she wields a sword forged from the fabric of space itself ♠️✨ The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com