This is a sampling of the leftover alien language sound files that can be found in Mass Effect’s PS3 release. These were meant to be walla, which is an ambient sound effect that mimics a crowd speaking.

At some point during ME1′s production Bioware created these for the alien races and then decided not to use them. The file paths suggest that they were meant to be used in a bar.

(Sources: as_env_asari_walla, turian_walla_04, salarian_Patron_02, as_env_krogen1, volus_walla_01, etc.)

Edit: You can actually hear the turian walla in-game if you stand by the stairs in Flux! It seems a few of these leftover sounds (there are about forty sorted by race) were combined into a single generic soundcue. Thanks to @sciencefictionismyjam​ for the correction!

Ardbert clearly having the time of his life (in spite of complaining that Thancred is not being very sporting)

Bioware is typically pretty bad at writing religious characters (especially in ME) because it comes off as cringy and weird and brought up inorganically, in a way that’s clearly supposed to just cause conflict and isn’t really thought out or meaningful

But Leliana is the exception to this in my mind because she’s objectively hilarious about how she interprets her beliefs and spends three games being like “God told me to follow you. Now that we’re dating I want you to know that god sent you to me as a little treat because I was a very good girl. God wants me to have sex with girls. Revolution is the will of god and it’s ok if I kill people for it. I know that the pope is supposed to be celibate but god wants me to have a wife so I’m not giving up sex. Yes I can still assassinate peopled gods ok with it”

“my favourite character only acts like an asshole because he’s deflecting/covering up his insecurities 🥺🥺🥺” you are so boring. he acts like that because he sucks. worst motherfucker on earth (affectionate). stop making excuses for him

Knives Out (2019) // Glass Onion (2022)

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

bold of anyone to assume i’ll ever recover from this 

Incredibly powerful

This was the first Ace Attorney game with motion capture so obviously they had to do shit like this

this post is so iconic that I had to capture some of the absolute gold in the tags and replies:

tma fandom for the past year and a half: the ambiguity of the ending was so beautiful, I love that we just Don’t Know what happened to them. Horror tragedy is a heart-wrenching but also amazing genre.

tma fans today: mARTIN? Martin my beloved bby boy?? Is here???? Is aliVe??? THANK FUCK THIS IS WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG now where is my jarchivist whom I love so dearly rusty quill if you keep him from me I will never forgive you

They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

obi-wan is the saddest most miserable clown of a man ever created his entire life is a cosmic joke his default expression is the closest thing you'll ever see to a sopping wet cat staring pathetically at you with weepy eyes on a human being and it's kind of heartbreaking but also kind of funny. whatever the opposite of god's favorite is, that's obi-wan kenobi. the universe has it in specifically for this one man so bad it's unreal.

imagine having vague powers of prophecy and asking the universe what fate has in store for you and it's like "man idk what to tell you your life is just gonna suck ass :/"

and then you spend your entire life tormented by visions ageing rapidly from stress and being hunted and tortured for sport because your best friend and former student turned out to be space satan and it's kind of your fault but also not really. bro i would just die.

Genetically modified to have...fins?

Clone merman for last minute MerMay!

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OBI-WAN KENOBI & QUINLAN VOS

Obi-Wan Kenobi Part III | The Clone Wars

happy pride

it’s so important that they’ve shown how bad obi wan is at being obi wan. he reaches for a blaster first, not his lightsaber. he’s hesitant and doesn’t want to to take a mission bc he’s so frightened of another failure. he’s lost in a monotonous lifestyle and hasn’t used the force in ten years. he’s bad at lying. he’s bad at spinning tales and holding even the simplest of conversations. he sees visions of anakin in the desert and can’t meditate and his hands hurt when he fights. he’s lost to his emotions and is so so unbalanced. he’s still kind and witty and dry humored, but his heart is bleeding. he IS weak, just like vader said. not bc of age but bc of self inflicted wounds. he’s so out of touch with himself, and I’m incredibly thankful we’ve been given this insight into this part of obi wan’s journey

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