on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
actualsupreme
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
sharksonfiretonight
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
So imagine a DnD character who’s whole motivation is ‘X guy killed my parents and I need to find them’ and the party just thinks ‘ok, revenge quest, that’s normal’
But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like “Hey buddy, long time no see. It’s a shame we got separated, here’s some money” and they’re super chill.
The party is just confused and goes “Wait, why are you giving him gold?”
The guy just goes “Cause I owe him money?”
The party “But he killed your parents???”
“That’s why I owe him money!”
Pequeño pero matón
MY FUCKING TOWAR
Lies of P has made me appreciate Fromsoft's apparent restraint because wow the "guy around a corner" ambush setup really can get SO MUCH WORSE.
Just some Romeo, King of Puppets references— rare, rather than well done
Sorry I’m just obsessing over the silly lil’ P guy so I had to draw him
✨~Bonus doodle~✨
Hi new follower here, I just read your Lies of P imagine and I loved it! Can I request an imagine where reader really likes P's freckles and kisses them to make him flustered
thank you for requesting! this was so cute 😭❤️
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Pinocchio never really cared about his appearance. His father had made him the way he is, and he's happy with it. But, your compliments made him happy. It made his heart flutter whenever you told him his eyes are the prettiest shade of blue, or that his freckles remind you of constellations in the sky.
P personally didn't think they were anything special on him. He has much more interesting ... limbs to perhaps show you. Until you came and made them special. Littering each and every freckle with a little butterfly kiss that made his heart flutter in the way their wings do. Your soft, warm lips on his cold, hard cheek. If he could he would surely blush. How he wished he could be human... So he could make you feel the same way.
There were so many things happening in this year and you're telling me Black Butler is coming back in 2024!?
I would add more but I ran out of car space
Dark retellings next to their Disney counterparts
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