MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER
what the fuck is going on
On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though
What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.
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This post’s notes is HILARIOUS
as a colourblind person i’m crying i’m fucking crying this whole post i was just like “please say sike” anywho what the fuck is the different between tritanopia and tritanomaly bc those are always the same for me (and “normal” obviously) and i wanna know if they’re supposed to be different
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff
Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s
Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from
ps5 brain monday
Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious
happy 1 year ps5 brain monday
…W…h….
There’s
NO WAY
this was a WHOLE YEAR ago
Hey, what do you think
i dont c:
The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.
The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.
The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.
For the oysters.
I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary
hold on I gotta google something
I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh
I've decided to start a fight
anyways geometry sucks algebra best math
Counterpoint all math sucks
counter counterpoint all math ROCKS
DID SOMEBODY SAY MATH ROCKS??
*shoves those fucking things straight into my mouth*
I'm not deactivating without an irl duel first
There’s a discussion about this, including an explanation, here.
Basically, it seems there’s some bit stuck on zero. Just compare the binary values of the letters:
In “Windows” => “Wandows”:
i = 01101001 a = 01100001
And in “Normally” => “Ngrmadly”:
o = 01101111 g = 01100111
l = 01101100 d = 01100100
You see, in the misplaced letters, the fifth bit is “zero” when you would expect it to be “one”. That’s the difference.
Also, it seems to happen on every fourth letter, but in some letters, we don’t see it because their fifth bit already is zero: “Wandows” has both the “i” (changed to an “a”) and the small “w” affected, but “w” is 01110111, so the bug doesn’t make a difference.
The whole thing is very probably caused by a damaged graphics adapter.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Dog
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
#‘but if they’re dogs so are [proceeds to list dogs]’
This site is free.
They’re all just good dogs. 13/10. No notes.
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability
tumblr may have censored porn but check this out
i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy
bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress
Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED
Bowser is only kidnapping peach to try to talk her into stepping down and abolishing the monarchy and Mario, royalist cunt that he is,
do you ever have a problem you want to vent about on tumblr so you start writing the post but you end up ranting so much that by the time you finish the post you've had an epiphany and basically solved whatever problem you had and now you're like well I don't have to post this anymore cause the problem is gone so you just delete the post and the world will never know
This is, genuinely and I swear I'm not joking, an software development engineering tecnique. It's called Rubber Ducking. It involves a real rubber duck (or any other object you can pretend it's a sentient being you can vent to)
I can't stress enough how much of the Developer culture has been influenced by (probably neurodivergent) folks who couldn't care less about what was 'proper' social norms in office environments in the 70s and 80s and did things like carrying a Rubber Duckies around just because.
"If stuff was just handed to me I'd have no motivation to do anything! That's human nature!" No, babe, that's depression. Psychologically healthy people are still motivated to do things even when their survival isn't being actively threatened.
[Image description: tweet by Roxi Horror @roxiqt on March 30, 2022 at 11:13 AM: “’Oh, so you think everyone should just be handed enough money to live?’ lol. lmao. yeah.”]
okay so like, we all know that housekeeping in a hotel is a Shit Job, right?
I worked with a woman who was independently wealthy. But she liked working housekeeping. So she did. And if the manager got bitchy with her, she’d just shrug and be like “Okay, I can quit.”
Like the manager treated her like a human being because she knew she had to because otherwise she’d lose one of her best workers.
Yes, everyone should be just handed the money to live.
I worked with a lady who’s husband made more than enough to support them both. She just did the retail to have something to do with herself part-time.
There’s a lot of people who’d happily do the same sort of thing. Honestly? A lot of the jobs we consider “shitty” jobs? Are shitty because the employees are treated like garbage.
If employees weren’t being screwed over by people higher up the chain constantly or being forced to kiss the asses of customers currently shitting all over them, those jobs would by and large be a whole lot more bearable, and appealing to more people!!
If you paid me to do nothing, do you know how much shit I would get done?
Out of my office administrative assistant class (of 5 graduates): their "ideal" jobs were:
1) Retail worker, selling rich-people blankets and curtains and plates.
Problem: paycheque
2) Pizza Delivery Driver, good atmosphere, hours, and absolutely loved driving around
Problem: Pay and no retirement options.
3) Anything Outdoors, but welding was a close second.
Problem: struggles with learning challenges, cant move (single mother) and cost of education.
4) Academia, though i also did janitorial work too. The quiet is really nice and i took pride in my work.
Problem: pay, inconsistent work, rough hours (for me)
5) Office Administration. <- the only person who loved what we were doing and wasn't yearning for something more. She's happily employed at the school district now.
So a solid 20% of my class wanted to do the work we were being trained in, but everyone was there because they needed better paying, stable work to settle for.
Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.
If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.
stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP
Now that the clock has struck midnight…
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP
IT’S HERE
this is a poem
i couldn’t not draw this
the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it































