In another dimension...
In light of recent news, instead of celebrating whatever America's got going on on Tuesday, you should celebrate my birthday.
TUESDAY. THE FOURTH. NOT FRIDAY.
at first i was like "whats going on on tuesday?" and then i was like "oh yea thats when my girlfriend gets back :D" and then i realized that no, americans across the country are not celebrating my girlfriend returning. and THEN i remembered. anyway happy birthday I will keep u in mind.
also before it starts to happen: if i see a single person calling july "gay wrath month" or saying "we deserve a second one" it is ON SIGHT. that is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. abled queers i will run you over with my wheelchair if you so much as reblog one of those comments.
put that old man in a situation
This is my old man. The situation?
He conpfy.
FUCK yes everybody go home this post is about him now
time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
IT WORKS!!!!
MP3 PALYER
“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?
NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022
yeah im really a little guy😭😭
just a little guy who should be doing art but has too many ideas for their own good
pls don’t let this flop
doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think
Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂
I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to.
That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there.
To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.
How Intimidating Am I?
- Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”
- Send 🐰 for barely intimidating
- Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating
- Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating
- Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating
- Send 🐯 for very intimidating
- Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”
this shit pisses me off like how do you know he's not taking a break he could have been gaming for hours on end that shit is not healthy for your wrists he probably just paused the game to rest his eyes and hands and spend some time with the people around him but now hes being made fun of. do better
