We're in uncharted territory. A 22-year-old polisci student with vaguely center-left political views, a Sunday school teacher's sense of right and wrong, and the soul of Commodus is even now running ChatGPT and telling it "Computer, write me a thousand statements that will cause friendship- and life-ruining Twitter fights" and it's still spittin 'em out.
what is your name what is your quest what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Kdin.
To become the worlds best trans furry Vtuber werewolf girl.
20.1 miles per hour. :3
For those curious:
Library of Congress Classification, Class H, Subclass HQ, 71-79:
Anonymous asked:
You keep making jokes like “teehee as a family abolitionist I just want children to die in the woods” but like… that actually is what happened to kids before the invention of the family. There actually is no alternative
this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten in my life
casveman in 40,000 BC after letting the fifth baby crawl off into the woods alone: hmm . maybe we should come up with another way to do this i dont think the first four are coming back
the idea of a prehistoric society with a 100% unconditional infant mortality rate is making me lose it
caveman sitting up late every night in his workshop trying to find a way to stop children from being eaten alive by wolves before inventing "The Milf"
the world is so inhospitable to quiet girls
did an internship recently and got so much positive feedback for my work until one of my supervisors told my manager that while i did the tasks perfectly i was ‘a bit quiet’ … it was my only negative feedback and still it was so demoralising because i felt like i had pushed myself to be way more chatty than i am naturally. STILL i was ‘too quiet’.
not even a customer facing role btw, i had no interaction with the public. it wasn’t a criticism of my work; it was of my personality.
we went for an interview for a job at a library once and part of the feedback when we didn’t get the job was “they were too quiet” and we were like
you interviewed us in a library
we should be able to discuss how online "queer culture" is extremely white-americanized and is being pushed onto international queer people to a point of erasure of their own queer histories, which can literally be defined as both xenophobia and also american domination. of course, however, since most of you don't care even for poc inside your own country, we're far away from this conversation.
idk if ofthers get it but the latest surge in swifties feels exactly like if people suddenly got really into justin bieber again
HE SAID THE THING - MA, MA COME QUICK HE SAID THE THING
favorite br meme of all time
girl what calendar only has 7 months. Those are the weekdays. there is no "first" there either
I literally jdkfkgkf AHHH I rely on that lil $250 a month. Patreon PLEASE
sorry but i'm making Yet another post, separate from the gofundme. i'm a black disabled author and when i say i rely on my lil' patreon money, i am not kidding. i usually get $290 but due to patreon having their little hiccup, i only got $150 of that. if it's possible, can i please get some funds to help me through the rest of the month, shit is dire.
p*ypal.me/marsinaries
c#shapp.me/yahyascholfield
No one I know has had the same experience as me getting on hrt and honestly it’s a damn shame
me, mentally bracing myself for months, if not years of psychological evaluation: “So I think I might be trans?”
doc: “cool cool cool cool”
doc: “so… do you wanna start estrogen today or…?”
This is the blessed post of ungatekeeping. Reblog this to never again have to barter with a medical professional regarding treatment of your mental or physical health.
I’ve had a similar experience when I went to the clinic to get approved for top surgery.
Secretary: What are you here for?
Me: Uh, top surgery.
Secretary: Are you on hormones?
Me: No, not yet.
Secretary, leaning towards me: Do you wanna be?
Hey kid, you wanna buy some tits?
constantly devastated by the world we lost due to aids
The battles that rose out of the AIDs epidemic were access to marriage and military service. When once the Queer community was focused on creating the best art and living lives worth telling stories about, the 1990's brought on a new goal: How to best fit in. As the brilliant Fran Bebowitz has said many times, the first people who died of AIDS were the interesting ones. The artists. There's a reason that arts became Ghostbusters and Cats in the 1990s. Because all of the really talented artists were dying. The rule-breakers. The ones who weren't afraid to shake things up. And the audience died with them. "Now we don't have any kind of discerning audience. When that audience died- and that audience died in five minutes. Literally people didn't die faster in war. And it allowed of course, like the second, third, fourth tier to rise up to the front. Because of course, the first people who died of AIDS were the people who… I don't know how top put this… got laid a lot. OK. Now imagine who didn't get AIDS. That's who was then lauded as like - the great artists." - Fran Lebowitz So many of the gays left alive once the Clinton Administration came into being were, to be frank, the boring ones. Gays who knew nobody and who nobody knew, and they rose to the top of the community and therefore their priorities rose to the top of the community as well. And what did they want? Apparently, they wanted to join the army and have big gay weddings. General employment non-discrimination wasn't all that important to them. Making sexuality and gender identity a protected class, along with sex, race, and religion, wasn't that important to them. They wanted marriage and military. Because they were the good gays. Not the naughty gays who were sleeping around and dying of AIDS. Not the poor gays who couldn't make political contributions. They were the gays with families and commitment ceremonies and office jobs and houses. They were the good ones. The ones who would look fantastic and incredibily marketable when they were interviewed by CNN. They were the gays who straight people would look at and say to themselves: "Maybe they're not so bad after all. I still don't want my kid to be gay. But maybe it's okay if Bob and Henry got married." The gay rights movement shifted from 'Accept us for who we are' to 'We'll be whatever you want us to be if you accept us.' And it's kind of remained that way over the last thirty years. We've been trained to be offended by queers who step too far out of the mainstream. Plenty, and I mean plenty, of gays online were on edge when Billy Porter started showing up to awards shows in dresses. Lots, and I mean lots, of gays were unnerved and worried when trans people started coming out of their own closets. Some going so far as to disavow the T from LGBT because they were worried people who don't like trans people would lop in the gay men and women in with them. Who needs community when you've already got your house in the suburbs, right?
baby rabbits have no idea what they doin. they just be boinging around. they're like "mother I have springs in my feets- oh no" [accidentally propels to the moon]
Ohh THAT'S how rabbits ended up on the moon
Rabbit mother dialing phone: Yes hello miss Chang'e? You have one of mine again.
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