Blink 182 changed their profile pic to a rainbow and the comments are full of people threatening to unlike them
Did people listen to “I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass” and conclude that this was a conservative, God fearing Christian band who valued the traditional nuclear family
[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah
ordering pizza
this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”
he got a $20 tip
Love Like Ghosts (Lord Huron 2015)
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
i want to be ur favorite person and i want u to like me as much as i like u
do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all
no one:
people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die
Look at his eyes. This hot dog is high as a fucking kite.
he smoked all the drugs to save us
