Are the PCs saying they look both ways when they cross the road? No?
Time to have them be hit with a car to teach them road safety!
haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright
if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment
I was talking to a bunch of people and when I asked one girl for her name, everyone went really silent, then she whipped out her phone and explained how she’d sold it online for bitcoins, like an NFT.
Faeries are keeping up with the times I see
Curse of Opposite Spellcasting. healing spells damage, fighting spells heal. Zone of Truth creates Zone of Lies. Cast Animal Friendship? Congrats, now that squirrel wants to bite you. Charm Person will get you kicked out of the tavern bc the tavernkeep thought your vibes were rancid. Mend breaks, Fireball works like a fire hose, any shapeshifting turns you into the animal that is, in the dm’s opinion, the least like the animal you want to be. any “detect” spells either detect the opposite or magically make you Unaware of any information you already knew on what you are trying to detect. Give to creative and resourceful players and watch them go
"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-
Lizardfolk based on marine iguanas who have a surfer-dude kind of personality
A centaur but the man part is a sloth and the horse part is a galapagos tortoise
A dragon sleigher. Not slayer, sleigher, he trains them to pull his sleigh
A D&D campaign where everybody plays as themselves as if they got isekai’d into the world
A character who at first looks like they’re a lich but they’re actually a regular skeleton who decided to learn magic after their death.
They also love enjoy knickknacks and baubles that unintentionally just so happen to look like the sort of thing a lich would hide their soul in, like huge glowing rubies, rune-etched faberge eggs, Pandora’s Box (they keep their dirty laundry in there), spooky skull amulets, an actual phylactery some lich hid in there, etc.
Many people have been making jokes online that HRH Queen Elizabeth II (God Bless) reincarnated as the baby of some Youtuber that happened to be born on the same day she died. Though in my study of post-mortem transmigration I generally don’t find the process of reincarnation to be so fast, as in the same day. Also, all signs in the Queen’s life pointed to potential reincarnation into a horse - she loved horses and they were part of her life. People might argue she would then reincarnate into a corgi, as those beings are largely associated with her, but the cosmic connections that foreshadow our future reincarnations run deeper than that, they’re intricate. I’ve done a lot of meditation, I feel confident that the Queen’s next life is as a horse. Also, worth mentioning, the Royal Stable marked the birth of a horse named Peggy just two days after her passing, and I’m sure that those in charge were well aware that they were providing a vessel for her.
c0ckasus
Thought provoking. I think I’m going to think about this for many cigarettes breaks to come
For trans activism to move forward you have GOT to learn to accept that not everybody who uses She/Her pronouns is going to be some short, white, skinny, passing person.
You’ve got to accept that there are tall, hairy, and fat trans women who “havent done anything” and still deserve to be fucking gendered correctly.
I’m sorry you had to hear this from me, but not everybody is going to appeal to your UwU soft trans catgirl sensibilities.
A dangerous and disturbing llama who hates you and wants to kill you.
The Swan Princess, except instead of getting turned into a swan she gets turned into a cassowary
And she just refuses to turn back no matter what
A chicken that lays seeds instead of eggs, which sprout into trees that produces eggs instead of fruit. When ripe, the egg-fruit hatches into more seed-laying chickens.
A creature that speaks mostly gibberish with the occasional censor bleep.