got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

This makes me so happy ☺️
Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

I LOVE THIS OMFG

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!


Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.
I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself


me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

me: protect the bees!!!
bee: [comes near me]
me:

rip vine :(
No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.
A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.
lololololol
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy
I hadn’t seen the Navy one
That’s the idea
*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*
I accidentally watched this ten times.
i’m crying

It is so much better with sound.

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF
I’m sobbing
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
Animal Puddles (more)
Vine… you will be missed
I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”
THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,
The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny





