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veeranger

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

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veeranger

the reviews are in

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domodragon

easily a post you've made

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minteapurrs
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barbie2023

como se dice….. oof

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tsyhere
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1dietcokeinacan

Yes I WILL reblog this again like. Beyond her obvious songwriting prowess it always floors me how much of an INCREDIBLE vocalist and musician mitski is, the level of pitch control you have to have to perform a song like this not just live but fucking a capella is UNREAL, she sounds clear as a bell all the while maintaining the irregular snapping rhythms like it’s nothing……she’s just amazing and I’m so thankful and I’m gonna go watch this 7 more times in a row goodbye .

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horsecoded
Anonymous asked:

Idk if you’re still doing head canons or nah but if you are could you do some klance ones pls? Sfw or nsfw I don’t care I just need some good food to feed my klance deprived soul

horsecoded answered:

THANK YOU FOR THE EXCUSE TO WRITE ABOUT THESE DUMBASSES

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Sfw:

  • They started dating after a fight in which both sustained heavy injuries and thought they were going to die, it literally took several stab wounds to get these idiots to make out
  • Lance immediately started getting jealous when girls would show interest in him, then had a crisis when he realized that Keith is gay so he has to fight off the guys too
  • Keith started doing his skincare routine with him and honestly? It works
  • Lance learned common galran pet names from Lotor and started calling Keith them in front of the blades to embarrass him
  • Kolivan knows that they work together but still gives Lance the whole “of you let my son get hurt not even voltron can save you” speech every time they go on a mission or date
  • About a month into the relationship Keith is practically lounging on Lance whenever they sit down
  • Lance has a recorder ready because sometimes Keith purrs and he needs to prove to the other paladins that he does it
  • Lance supports the weird shit Keith does. since he’s been spending time with the blades, they taught him about Galra life and now this knife child eats raw meat out of the fridge

Nsfw:

  • Suprisingly, Lance was a virgin and Keith was not (having once slept with Regris)
  • They started out both wanting to top, but by now they tend to switch
  • Lance is into being blindfolded and handcuffed (remember “ooh I like games”?)
  • Keith is pretty dom but doesn’t mind being submissive sometimes
  • They get turned on by the weirdest things. Lance once commented that pineapple on pizza is fine, Keith agreed, and in two minutes they were fucking
  • Lance likes background music and has a “Sexy Playlist” but Pidge and Hunk sometimes fuck with it by adding things like Barbie girl and the entire Soviet Union national anthem. Also for some reason Keith finds the song “Boys wanna be her” by peaches really sexy despite having nothing to do with sex
  • Keith gets really repressed when at the Blade of Marmora based because Galras are social sleepers and share a bedroom and whats he going to do? Jerk off in the shower? The shower is communal too.
  • He does find time to jerk off to that video of Lance practically pole dancing down a rope during the voltron “show of arms” though
  • Lance wants to suck Keith’s dick while he’s piloting his lion and Keith is finding less and less excuses not too
  • Keith recently started his heat cycle and Lance loves that there’s a condition that demands they have sex
  • Most of the time their sex is rough, and Keith likes to bite
  • Seriously though these idiots are horny for no reason

Keith: I think that dogs should vote

Lance: you better shut up before I suck your dick

  • Keith usually makes quiet groans and growls but Lance will moan LOUDLY. It got so bad that Shiro had to have a very uncomfortable talk with them to ask them to be quieter or do it somewhere esle
  • Lance took this as “we should fuck in the lions”
  • Sometimes lance will speak Spanish and that shit is a turn on
  • Sometimes they’ll start fights just because fights tend to end in sex these days

Bonus:

  • Keith is Texas as hell and calls blowjobs “hummers” and lance fucking hates it
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