Hi mom, dad, I know I haven’t called in a while. Just letting you guys know I’ll be missing Thanksgiving this year, I bribed a fisherman to break the law and take me too the island famous for visitors getting murdered, so I can convert the populace, who we know nothing about except their desire to be left alone, to Christianity. Wish me luck, I’ll be home by Christmas!

me as soon as a stressful deadline passes no matter how close the next one is

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

Makes it better when you realize he’s likely aware he’s her father.

On thanks giving there’s gonna be family members who aint finish all the meat off they bones remember to slap them

Slavery is over bro. We don’t gotta eat like that no mo

The Sentinel islands have a rumoured population of around 40-66 people like presently, and you’re trying to introduce diseases to these people who have no immunity to them because you want to spread Christianity even tho they don’t fucking speak English… and then if you get killed by them, that’s your stupidity, no one else should care

Supposedly tumblr is dealing with porn bots but definitely 95% of my most recent followers have been bots. Nice job idiots.

THAT’S WHAT I BEEN SAYING!!!!!!!

These idiots are deleting all the blogs who post consensual porn like it’s nothing but still can’t find a way to stop all these damn porn bots. I feel like they’re using this child porn case as an excuse to try and stop everyone who makes money off this website from making that money by using some bogus excuse to delete their blogs. Like they’ve really been slowly tryna do this for years now and now that they’re losing money cuz of the app being taken off app stores they’re just retaliating at the wrong people.

And now I am fucking crying at work.

For the unaware, Dr Rabinowitz was an incredibly important figure for many in the local LGBT community because of his willingness to treat patients with AIDS when most doctors were still too scared to.

Louder for the people in the back!!

Reblogging again because this shit had me weak

Still relevant

LMFAO.

He came to my school one time. I liked him.

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

wait a second

/\ crying

Rosenberg Loses It On Police Officer Over Alton Sterling Killing

THIS IS HOW YOU USE WHITE PRIVILEGE

It’s a 4Cast Reunion!  The guys join me for episode 4 of UGLYRADIO! 

We’re airing people out, Steve has some wild browser tabs, Nicki vs Travis Scott, How would we rate our summers all with the help of Chavy, Kenny, and B joining the show. So, you already know we get real funny. 

Enjoy!