“i’m not a tradfem but i do believe in biblical gender roles” girl do you hear yourself

I like the subtle world building implications in the differences between the usher foundation and the magnus institute. if the usher foundation and the magnus institute were meant to be direct parallels to each other, then the usher foundation would have been established in like the 1870s in boston or nyc, but no, it's in dc and was founded no earlier that 1955, and that gives me less "old respectable academia" vibes and more "insane reagan era project comissioned to weaponize the supernatural in the cold war that didn't work but was never officially shut down."

lmao this is so cute I love it

Jonathan Sims has got to be the only character who could try to become God in order to kill everyone on Earth and still have me believing in his fundamental goodness as a person.

@itchyeye peer reviewed prev tags

hshahaha

spoilers for all of TMA elle DO NOT READ

martin and elias parallels bc im insane

- extremely manipulative in the same way. both put on a front of being bumbling and clumsy so people wouldn't suspect their true nature (martin being totally unqualified for the job and elias being. yknow.)

- lied about their ages so they wouldnt look suspicious

- deeply practical and logical people but conceal it to get what they want

- manipulated peter lukas together into taking L after L after L

- not normal about jon jarchivist

- frequently use jon jarchivist as a living weapon (portable gatling gun/apocalypse trigger)

- not opposed to playing god and think they get to decide who lives and who dies

- winners of the idgaf war in s4

- generally petty little bitches and are at their coolest and sexiest when they're being morally bankrupt

- both deliberately got someone suspected for murder (one of them actually got the suspect arrested and surprisingly it wasnt elias)

- smugness meter through the roof when they're deliberately fucking shit up. does not end well for either of them

- constantly underestimating each other despite their knowledge of manipulation tactics and it fucks shit up for them both but they hate each other too much to stop

jonelias makes me so sad because legitimately if elias wasnt doing this whole evil plan thing or if jon was just down to be fucked up and evil they would really get along well. right. like even outside of the fact that theyre both spooky eye dudes they have so much in common!!! and bro was supernaturally inclined to learn more about things and just. never really truly sat down and talked to the guy who knows literally everything about the eye shit and the magnus institute and has hundreds of years of first person lived historical knowledge on the occult. and then he kills him.

Please fellow JonElias shippers send me prompts for fanart or fanfic 👉👈 I have pretty much consumed everything je-themed and I hunger for more. So! I might make stuff by myself! But I'm experiencing a creative block so I can't think of anything? Please send me recs or prompts or ideas or headcanons or literally anything JonElias related. Scream at me about your most niche theories! Please 🥺🤧🙏 I want to talk to like minded people I am going insane. I will combust due to brainrot. Pls.

*ekhem* Here are some of my favourite J/E tropes:

Ahh TYSM!! I literally love every single one of these! I feel like I have at least one fic bookmarked for every trope you listed hehehe

I notice most of them lean towards hurt/comfort where Jon is the one who receives comfort, which I love, but now I'm tempted to make something where it's Elias who has a bad time and Jon is the one to take care of him (with sinister overtones) >:D)

MAG 158 alternate scene: in which Peter becomes a protective dad

Considering this is Elias "Brutal Pipe Murder" Bouchard and Peter "Buff Sailorman" Lukas I can't really imagine them fighting in any other manner than outright physically duking it out

<insert fight scene here>

Martin gets Gertrudified ✨

Gertrudification complete

part 2

Elias ships are so good. Is he using them for his own selfish desires? Is he absolutely smitten? Is he taking care of them with or without permission? Is he being a little freak with his beholding powers? Trick question! It’s all if the above

Elias: another day another slay

Leitner: lol in a gay way right

Elias:

Leitner, visibly sweating: you mean you're a girlboss, right?

Happy Pride month

I’m just about halfway through season 2 of The Magnus Archives, and I’m starting to get a little worried about the narrator’s mental health. Of course I’m sure it will all clear up and be resolved before the season finale.

Pupil of the Eye

pictures that make you yell oi dickhead

must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

hey what the fuck is wrong with you people

idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!

You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.

I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.

can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed

shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original 

reblog if you’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment (and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself)

no offense to mr. jon sims but… if i had the chance to become an all knowing servent of an all knowing entity with a dark academia and eye aesthetic i would simply do that 

Right im going to say this once!

The eye does not hate Jonah. The eye isnt solely obsessed with Jon because hes the Archivist and is just waiting to throw Jonah out. No, after 200 years of loyal service, after 200 years of throwing his ass in the fucking circle to keep the institute running do you think the eye would just discard him without a scrap of reward? No!

Yes, jon is right that he is meant to be the pupil because Jonah Built Jon To Be The Pupil! Jon is the Archive Of Fear! He was purposely marked by all the fears under Jonah’s preparations to become the pupil. I believe Jonah was very much intended to be the king of a ruined world and be the conductof of the pupil- forcing the ceasless watcher (conducted through Jon) to look upon the world THEY had created.

But, jon was in the wrong place. He wasnt in the range of the panopticon when he read the statement that brought the end. But the eye couldnt wait for its pupil to arrive, it needed one immediately for its transendance and chose jonah as the nearest conductor.

They swapped roles. Jonah became the ceasless watcher and jon his director which lead to him concentrating power onto those avatars.

Its not that the eye doesnt want Jonah anymore, he just isnt the right piece and has been destroyed under the strain of such power he wasnt prepared for, unlike jon.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

At this point I am pretty certain that the venn diagram between Jonelias shippers and Hannigram shippers is a circle

It’s the dynamic we are all weak for 😩