if you ever thing the three inch height difference between baz and simon is not significant please imagine:

Okay but also

-baz putting everything simon needs on high shelves so simon has to ask for help -simon freaking out over the little sliver of skin that shows when baz’s shirt lifts up when he’s reaching for something -baz using simon as a chin rest -simon fitting perfectly into baz -simon eating ludicrous amounts of food and insisting that he needs it because he’s “a growing boy” -simon secretly loving being the smol!one but never admitting it -big spoon baz

I have something to add - one day, Simon gets fed up with all the teasing, so he leaves the flat - and Baz is all worried he’s gone too far - but Simon comes back wearing 4 inch red pumps - and Baz is laughing - but also like “fuck me” bc he looks SO HOT in them - and Simon goes over to him - and he’s like, the same height as Baz - and of course he falls down a little, but the effect is still the same - so whenever they get into arguments or something, he just wears them around the house. 1. To make himself taller, and 2. because he knows they make Baz WEAK

-baz buying a toy claw thing for him as a joke -simon actually using it when baz tries to hold things over his head -even snapping at him with it -”’what are you, a crab?” -”YES I FUCKING AM DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT”

DID SOMEONE SAY BIG SPOON BAZ

agreeing 100 w/ all of this

(height difference head cannons make *me* weak)

BUT IMAGINE THE HUGS OKAY BECAUSE LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HUG SOMEONE AND YOUR CHIN RESTS ON THEIR HEAD S COMFORTABLY OR YOUR HEAD NUZZLES PERFECTLY UNDER THEIR CHIN AND ITS JUST LIKE yes this is everything good in the world I JUST CANT OKAY

THIS IS PERFECT

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OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

*listens to Vampire Weekend* anyone feel like smoking weed on the roof of an all boys private school and maybe form an unrequited homoerotic crush on a best friend?

my first thought after seeing exeggutor’s new form was ‘spark would climb that’

so Suicide Squad is opening next week (August 5th in the USA) and listen, there is absolutely no reason to not go see this movie and support it. 

i mean:

Suicide Squad needs all the support it can get. many people are already on the DC bash train and they probably won’t stop with this movie. we have to show that we have an interest in seeing characters that aren’t Generic Stronk White Man™ or Token White Woman™ and one way to do that is by supporting this movie. 

so go see it, tell your friends about it, give it good ratings on letterboxd and imdb, praise it on social media, whatever. i don’t want to go back to just seeing white ppl as the Pinnacle of comic book movies. 

ily: I love you

ilysm: i love you so much

tiigthtstiafmmldwbtssslamwfwbahhmfemtsajbhtmtbhsbsahgwhwihgleitimkhbishf(cighafmwbaohbwswkhashdcrbitf)itimkhhrtahlaho(mb)aheaaaaysassygmsoihsjjajssaitimkhbinkab(iwaimb)ainwtkabh(iwbiwhh)ijwtkhtgsisatHkM: That’s it. I’m going to have to spell the imbecile away from me. My last deed will be to save Simon Snow’s life, and my whole family will be ashamed. He’s holding my face, expecting me to stay alive just because he’s told me to - because he’s Simon bloody Snow, and he gets whatever he wants if he growls loud enough. I think I might kiss him before I send him flying. (Can I get him away from me without breaking any of his bones? What spell will keep him away, so he doesn’t come running back into the fire?) I think I might kiss him. He’s right there. And his lips are hanging open (mouth breather) and his eyes are alive, alive, alive. You’re so alive, Simon Snow. You got my share of it. He shakes his head, and he’s saying something, and I think I might kiss him. Because I’ve never kissed anyone before. (I was afraid I might bite.) And I’ve never wanted to kiss anyone but him. (I won’t bite. I won’t hurt him.) I just want to kiss him, then go. “Simon…,” I say. And then HE kisses ME.

Hey Americans, the Uk will trade you our Royal Family for the Obamas. All of ours, even the kids. We’ll even throw in some of those “handsome” British actors you like so much, we don’t care. Hell, take the crown jewels too.

youll take the obamas from my cold dead hands theyre one of the few good things we have left right now

WAKE HIM UP INSIDE

(He can’t wake up)

Thank you for this brilliant request anon ❤️

#MarkiplierDrownsToAnything

please make this a thing

I can’t believe Markiplier is dead

how to draw arms ? ? 

holy fuck

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

yes !!

but how much extend

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I NEARLY CHOKED

Y'all done took this to a WHOLE other level😩

These insults give me life

mangled apricot hellbeast

This is epically epic!

Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon

Glorious, simply glorious.

I mean, this is amazing

I am so happy this exist

raise ur hand if u’re Struggling™ this summer and u have no idea if u’ll make it through this year or for how long u’ll be able to keep this up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

READ THIS^^^^^

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.