Several bad puns later..

My favorite FBI agents.

Brockhampton for Brick Magazine, May 2018

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

WHAT YES IM USING THIS

I neeed this. Thanks so much

Btw if they do dig? “Personal matter that I’d rather not get into” then smile.

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

new from pixar trailer for famous new film “lady dance garden” coming soon to several theatres maybe near you maybe not

WHAT CORNER OF HELL DID THIS THING CRAWL FROM

it came from the new from pixar trailer for famous new film “lady dance garden” coming soon to several theatres maybe near you maybe not

Keanu Reeves photographed by Deborah Feingold || 1989

Hats

the blue nile

My mood can always be summed up in just about any frame from the “Once in a Lifetime” video.

Tina Weymouth of the Talking Heads

Tom Tom Club - Genius Of Love