Nadias the Orizonta

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

relatable

This isn’t a baby animal or a gif. You’re slipping

this is the kind of thing my coworkers show me and theyre like dying laughing and i have to act like its not the photo equivalent of eating white bread

i always keep this image on hand in case i find myself losing an argument online

wholesome doggo

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That… That makes so much sense actually

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

girls being girls 

I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a "nine inch nails" tee shirt.

is this true?

Like a rare and beautiful spirit...I hope to see it again

Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad can it be?

I’m just doing what comes naturally

heyya I didn't have much time to update my artfight so I will be doing that when it starts buuuuut gotta leave a link anyway!

https://artfight.net/~cardinailed0

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

Saw someone asking "so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?"

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that's called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers

so tired of all these live action remakes

odysseus and penelope were kind of the blueprint tbh

odysseus literally carved their bed out of an olive tree that was growing inside their house. it’s unmovable it’s irreplaceable nothing can destroy their marriage bed. and it’s the tree of athena who is their patron goddess she sees them due to their wisdom and cunning and loyalty to each other. penelope spent every night ensuring that she would never have to choose another husband, even though it inconvenienced her to do so, even though it nearly ruined her entire life. odysseus could have been immortal on a paradisiacal island with the perfect woman but he said, no, i want to try to see my wife again even she’s dead and even if i would die in the process of getting there. they spent their whole lives lying to everyone until they barely knew who they were to begin with, but they are still honest and loyal to each other, and that’s what keeps them going. they lie out of devotion to their marriage. penelope spent twenty years waiting for odysseus to return and slaughter all the suitors who are ruining her house (their house), and he does. he kills them ruthlessly and brutally. it’s a fucking bloodbath, and it’s an act of love.

odysseus and penelope were kind of the blueprint tbh

odysseus literally carved their bed out of an olive tree that was growing inside their house. it’s unmovable it’s irreplaceable nothing can destroy their marriage bed. and it’s the tree of athena who is their patron goddess she sees them due to their wisdom and cunning and loyalty to each other. penelope spent every night ensuring that she would never have to choose another husband, even though it inconvenienced her to do so, even though it nearly ruined her entire life. odysseus could have been immortal on a paradisiacal island with the perfect woman but he said, no, i want to try to see my wife again even she’s dead and even if i would die in the process of getting there. they spent their whole lives lying to everyone until they barely knew who they were to begin with, but they are still honest and loyal to each other, and that’s what keeps them going. they lie out of devotion to their marriage. penelope spent twenty years waiting for odysseus to return and slaughter all the suitors who are ruining her house (their house), and he does. he kills them ruthlessly and brutally. it’s a fucking bloodbath, and it’s an act of love.

Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

I want bioluminescence

Sonar

Flared webbing would be nice

She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry

Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh

she’s sleeping right now…

UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)

UPDATE:

All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site