I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
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SHUT THE FUCK UPPP
i’m fucking screaming
Lmfaooooo
I expected Little Freak to sound like Kiwi 😭😭😭
— Pat Barker, The Silence of the Girls
Blasphemia, 2018, by Eliran Kantor.
“Let someone love you just the way you are - as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe you must hide of all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.”
— Marc Hack
Hey sweetheart
It's okay , you tried . It's time to move on , better things will come anyway . True love will find you , you will end up manifesting your dream job and dream house , peace will find you , happiness will find you and you will no longer need to worry about anything . Everything will be okay .For now, focus on yourself , take all the time you need to heal all of your pain , it's time to prioritize self care and self love . You have a bright future ahead of you .
You don’t want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace. See the world.
Unmute !
Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that
“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive
What about
WW2 SIREN
British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941
