A LEGEND OF HOPE

@nachtaug

[A LEGEND OF DREAMS]
Red Faust [*] 24
I’m not as serious as this makes me seem! I’m just here to make fun of my friends and ignore the rest of the internet 🌌
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i love blocking people who misunderstand me and are snippy about it like BITCH... perceiveth never moere

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im done explaining myself to you either you understand my whimsy or you're banished from the fae realm for being a stupid little twat

The Silver Case (1999), Killer7 (2005, The 25th Ward: The Silver Case (2005), Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes (2019).

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every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

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we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

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I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet

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okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now