i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

oh youre a nasty computer girl, when im through with you, youre gonna need your a full factory reset on your BIOS. open up your firewall, sysadmin is about to install 1001 free cursors/emoticons from a banner ad

y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows

None of you are prepared

thwack

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*brief thinking pause*

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thwack

if you are up for it. having sex with one or several orcs can be a great time. try it this weekend

hey girls guess what ^_^

whattt

blood poisoning

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

i need to be kissed i mean killed i mean kissed i mean killed i mean

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

it’s been weeks but everytime I put my car in reverse I think about this post. i thought nge couldn’t damage me further

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult

i saw this and couldnt believe there was no audio

Thank you for making me check out of spite, I cannot stop laughing.

reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny

if you want to know how wayne's 24 hr kingdom hearts stream is going we just started kh2 watch here! fundraising for Fund Texas Choice

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

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