Snowflake

Boing, boing

ROUND BOY

GOOD BOY

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

she’s out there making owl noises

who

LITERALLY ME

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

he sleeve too big for he gotdamn arms!

Oh hell.

You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch

Science has finally gone too far. (via apricotbelly)

It’s quite ironic that strap on spelt backwards is no parts