ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

Lighting striking atop Acatenango volcano in Guatemala

if you're from the USA, tag what you chose and what general region you're from (don't dox yourself, I don't need to know your hometown or any other security questions), using this map:

I'd also love to know if you were aware of the opposing connotation/definition or any of the various other pronunciations before reading this. I am not the least bit interested in what anyone thinks is ~correct~, only what they use and what they've heard before.

for non-USAmericans, I'm super curious if this linguistic difference exists outside the USA in any way, so I'd love it if you tagged your country as well.

reblog for sample size, you know the drill.

How about this for a Cav / Cohort uniform?

we're having a field day over this obama thing huh

wait i didnt mean to include the bottom post

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obama posted that

barack you absolute dog

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

lawmonger i use that to cut the grass

If only there was a way for me to enjoy pizza and bagel at the same time...........

i have great news

what

what the fuck is this cups of cheese..

Hooooly shit I just discovered that my phone can make cut out .pngs out of photos on my camera roll

Oh this is going to up my ability to play with .jpegs like dolls tenfold

Having fun at work now!!

my wife likes to keep them closed because it looks neater. so sometimes ill be on the toilet thinking "hmmm i wonder if there are bugs behind that closed curtain... scary" yknow?

for a moment I misread this and thought you said "when in use" and the results were VERY weird until I realized my mistake

You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

Red and white giant flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus)

Holy shit it's a Creature!!!

Leopardy!

So? #girlboss

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10

Well, time to call the expert

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

Achievement Unlocked:

Don’t Spend It All In One Place Big Man

Come on man, couldn’t even manage a whole fiver? Those adult performers work hard and you’re out here waving barely enough cash to buy less than one gram of weed? Shameful.

[ID: Tweet by Joe Biggs (@Rambobiggs): Ok. Just bought a gay flag to burn. Let’s test the selective free speech shit the left keeps pushing.

Reply by Matt Ripley (@mripley): Literally lighting your money on fire to own the libs.

Biggs replies: Yeah. All 4 dollars. Like I’ve never been to Strip club or bought drugs before.

Reply by cell phone/self-own (@g3thaunted): Big spender here rolling up to the strip club with four dollars. end ID.]

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

I agree with you and also think this is some kind of philosophical point. Cruel efficiency will not save you when you have soft delicious insides

i have good news for the person who wrote that tag and bad news for sports car drivers