Differences between dms

Griffin: DONT VORE THE ROCK TRAVIS

Matt Mercer: VORE THE ROCK TRAVIS

COMMISSION - Sea Paladin Orc Nohrath

I enjoy turning real people into Orcs! And oh man I could not stop adding to this.

The Mighty Nein, every single week:

Sym’s new teleporter is pretty neat.

WHAT THE FUCK

EXCUSE ME

New drawings of my yuan-ti monk/rogue character Kexilath!!!

i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

Jasmine Sanders attends the ‘Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination’ Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City (May 7, 2018).

buskin (makes me feel good)

*blows bubbles*

#trypophobia warn

Gem Set Snake Earrings    c. 1900

Entwined snakes decorated with calibré-cut emeralds and rubies

man responding to something a woman said: actually this is true. I mean, fair enough, this is surprisingly accurate. I would have phrased it like this, but you can still extract some value from this statement as it is actually fair enough if you like and see it that way maybe

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

I’m sorry the French call it what

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

She was more interested in protecting the light than she was seeming like a hero.

ARK: YOU THOUGHT

Azzedine Alaïa: “Je suis couturier” 41 Azzedine Alaïa Dress Exhibition Curated by Olivier Saillard

op is a wicked tricksy thief who STOLE the precious from us but go off we guess