Nimona (2023) + text posts
Imagine this four in a band.
But the guitarist (Hobie) and bassist (Haruka) always argue about sharing the spotlight and where the band is going creatively while the lead singer and synth player (Jinx) and drummer (Nimona) just hanging out and causing anarchy (like pranking each other or TPing a heckler’s house the person jumped on stage trying to cause some major ruckus which got them kicked out of the venue). Haruka leaves the band because of Creative Differences (but in reality she gets kicked out of the band she did some shit that even Hobie thought that crossed the line). Haruka’s absence prompt’s the band to replace her with this dude.
But turns out he’s not a good bass player at all but they kept him because he is a good rhythm guitarist so the whole band + Chai decides to perform without a bass guitarist. After a night, the band decided to celebrate in a bar (Nimona and Jinx just turned legal adults so Hobie why not have them get their very first drink of beer with their consent) after a first good live show without Haruka. While they’re enjoying their food (with Nimona and Chai arguing if pineapple is good on pizza while Jinx is egging them on) this woman came in wanting to join the band.
She explained to them how she liked their performance during the show and how they would need a bass player. Hobie hesitant at first asks Marceline to perform in the stage (because it’s an open mic night at the bar) to see how she good really is. And she did, she went on the stage and performed I’m Just Your Problem, a song she wrote after a really bad breakup with her college girlfriend for 5 years. Hobie really impressed let her join the band. There is now 5 people (Jinx in lead vocals and synthesizer, Hobie in lead guitar, Marceline in backup vocals and bass, Nimona in Drums, and Chai in Rhythm Guitar) in the band and they’re rocking out all over the world.
P.S. They also have a roadie and guitar who is this lady.
She doesn’t give her name to the band as she told them to call her The Player just because.
There’s also this young woman.
Gwen is close friends with Hobie and occasionally plays drums with the band whenever Nimona is out of commission (usually injuries from one of her’s and Jinx’s hi jinx but she always gets back up better than ever). But she’s sadly not a permanent member because she has a band of her own in The Mary Janes (where she plays drums in) and she’s in college and the band knows that they can’t replace someone like Nimona because they pretty much care about her.
My favourite thing about both Nimona and Spiderverse is that when they say a character is PUNK they MEAN IT. The people who wrote this story MEAN IT when they say punk because these characters are loving, kind, selfless and want to help others while also totally ready to do a murder
Anyway I think Nimona and Hobie Brown would be best friends
Warrior Nun yesterday, Nimona tomorrow
enjoy your weekend 😎😎
Avatrice Shippers 🤝 Goldenheart Shippers
ND Stevenson when presented with an angsty gay blonde-brunette best friend duo who are both brainwashed and manipulated in a military upbringing until one of them starts to question things and realizes their life is a lie but the other believes their best friend betrayed them which results in them becoming mortal enemies who try to kill each other before finally saving the world with the power of love and getting together...
SPOILERS
Okay, I like how Ballister had an actual reason for distrusting Nimona towards the end. Too many movies would have Nimona do something stupid to make him lose his trust. It’s cheap and I’m glad they didn’t do it. Same thing with Ambrosius. You never feel like either of them are acting bad or villainous, but at the same time, you know what’s happening isn’t fair.
Also, are we going to acknowledge the fact that Nimona has been by herself for 1,000 years? When I realized that my jaw dropped.
So you’re telling me that for centuries Gloreth’s bloodline has been forced into knightly positions? Ambrosius HAS to have some unresolved trauma from that. Did he even want to be a knight? I assumed her stepped down towards the end of the movie since we don’t hear anything about him or Ambrosius being knights.
Speaking of Ambrosius, he was written perfectly. You can tell he genuinely loves Bal, but has been brainwashed by The Institute. The moment he figures out that Bal didn’t do it he immediately said “screw The Institute”. So when he shows Bal the scroll, you can’t even get mad at him. Ballister would do the same thing if the rolls were switched. Also, him saying “You’ve worked harder than all of us,” really showed me he was a good guy from the get go. He acknowledges his own privilege and knows that Bal has had to work twice as hard to be seen as half as good.
The Squire was a surprisingly good character. If he knew who to go to, he probably would have given up the footage himself. But he didn’t, and he had to go against the word of The Institute, who’s basically a step below The Queen. I don’t blame him for not saying anything.
But listen, if people hated me for thousands of years because when I was 8 or so some kid my age decided I was a monster I would be LIVID. It’s a miracle Nimona turned out as nice as she did.
Also, NIMONA COMING BACK AT THE END?! I need to write and read fanfics of the wedding, the adoption, the adoption of more children, Ambrosius and Nimona having a moment. GET ON IN PEOPLE, I’LL DO IT WITH YOU!
Overall, best movie of the damn century. Disney WILL be kicking themselves.
I JUST WATCHED NIMONA AND I LOVED LOVED IT!
I was sobbing, laughing, cheering.
It was PERFECT!
And...
WE WIN! FUCK YOU DISNEY!
And I love how it ended with Ballister saying "HOLY SH-"
It was just awesome!
And this makes me wonder what it's like to put my head in a sharks mouth and how old is Nimona?
There better be fanart and fanfics of Nimona causing anarchy with Hobie Brown as her babysitter while her two lovable gay knight dads are on a date.
Recently watched Retour à Séoul aka Return to Seoul and it’s amazing (Anybody is a fucking bop. I’ll gladly dance to it just like Freddie did). Knowing that Ji-Min Park danced to Bizarre Love Triangle made the scene even more iconic so I made this edit of the bar dance scene with Bizarre Love Triangle as the background song.
I swear I know more about the Sparrows through their social media page than the actual show
They're Wasted Potential let me tell you that.
Troll farms have begun a new misinformation campaign with the intent to create mass hysteria and attempts at defamation, targeting Philippine VP Robredo and the relaunch of Angat Buhay (mirror) as a NGO (non-government organization) program.
Here's one post with the full script:
Text script:
I watched VP Robredo's speech last night. Nakakatakot. She is forming a government within a government. They are ones making a repeat of the divisive and disintegrating moves forcing the Marcos regime to declare martial law. Camouflaging as the biggest network of volunteerism. Parang mga NPA na. I find it alarming, she never conceded formally. The problem with these kind of people is they always like to feel important. They want spotlight still directed on their way. She is creating more divisions rather than uniting our country. Tapos na po, can we just support the winner. Can you please go back to reality and accept what majority has voted? Praying for healing and acceptance. ❤️💚❤️💚
(Consider reporting these posts as: False information -> Politics)
In contrast, a post by Leni Robredo including a general update of her plans regarding the launch of Angat Buhay and the official turnover of her office:
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Seeing this three interact and bond over their traumatic childhood would be so sweet to see.
This is basically Maya and Yelena trying to hunt down Clint (and Kate) in a nutshell in two GIFs.
What i love about Gwen's new design is that she's now wearing Chucks instead of Ballet Flats. As a big fan of the comics and collector of Chuck Taylor High Tops, i'm in love with this.
I know that a Deaf Person doesn't know every Deaf People in the world but it would be cool to see Maya and Makkari interact with each other. Seeing a hardened criminal with a perfect memory and awesome fighting skills and a super fast immortal alien bond because of the same disability would be heartwarming to see.
3 of the best fictional couples that i currently ship.
Ava & Beatrice
Joe & Nicky
Druig & Makkari

