What's my horoscope for this week? For reference I'm a Scorpio

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Your horoscope this week is “the most annoying guy in the galaxy will be killed soon in a horrible, disturbing way.”

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So… is that me? Or….? Do I need to sharpen my hunting knives?

No, you need to learn how to use them properly, as an actual weapon.

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This just in: @gnotknormal is going to kill Elon Musk with dull hunting knives