we dont talk enough about how awesome folders on the computer are
Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
nicholas galitzine’s filmography is truly one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen because it literally goes
1. heartbreaking gay coming of age film
2. cinderella jukebox musical
3. military propaganda
4. gay romcom
5. lesbian fight club film
funniest thing about the Planet Of The Bass is when DJ Crazy Times is in the background shouting ELECTRIC ELECTRIC because I can't name a single song that is like that and at the same time I can swear I heard at least 5 songs with someone shouting ELECTRIC ELECTRIC on the background
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Joe Biden could straight up meet the daughters of light and we would never know. He would start talking about golden women with dog heads and halos of stars and we would just be like "lmao classic Joe rambling about Scranton again"
autistically mourning pangea think of all the train potential
South Park Favorite Character Bracket!
Welcome to the South Park favorite character bracket! For the next few weeks, this blog will be posting a series of polls to determine who the most well-loved 4th grader (with a few 5th grade exceptions) among the Tumblr fanbase is.
[ID for the brackets can be found under the cut, as well as the links to active/completed polls!]
For the first round, two polls will be posted every day. From the second round and onward, one poll will be posted daily until a winner is crowned. All polls will be posted at 8:30 PM EST, and will last 24 hours. Make sure to vote within the time limit, and consider reblogging once you've voted so the results can be as accurate as possible!
Friendly competition is welcome, but please keep this bracket as discourse-free as possible! Cheer on your faves, but don't put down voters for the other side.
The bracket for the most recent round will be pinned, and all posts and polls will be tagged with #sp fave bracket.
The first polls will be posted today (2/20/23) at 8:30 PM EST. May the most loved character win!
EVEN MORE south park headcanons
- Cartman makes all the boys in his grade take am I gay quizzes
- But makes a big spectacular of leaving tweek and craig out of it because "they're already homosexuals"
- Stan has not once seen the inside of Shelly's room, he's terrified
- Cartman tried learning pig latin to fuck with Kyle but he was absolutely horrible at it
- Kenny draws nipples and pubes onto Barbie dolls
- Butters is insanely good at chess but he is oblivious to how genuinely talented he is at it
- He sucks at regular board games though
- Kyle really likes Funko pops
- Kenny watches drag race
- Sharon absolutely adores Wendy
- Bebe fucking hates Stan like she really has it out for him at all times
- The main four go to McDonald's at least once a week and make butters pay for it
- Kenny and Cartman watch the weirdest most disturbing shit in public
- Like I'm talking two girls one cup level disturbing
- Craig and Tweek having like mountains of pride merch because people will not stop giving it to them
- Wendy is an inch and a half taller than Stan
- Firkle has two moms
- Tricia ADORES tweek like will not leave him and Craig alone
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
this edit is just an excuse to make people watch the baseketball pre kiss scene outtakes